What Pokemon would you eat?

[Doctor Strange]

If we lived in the world of Pokemon, where would we get our food? Sure, we'll eat veggies, but some of us are gonna eat meat sometime soon. So, what Pokemon would you eat? Scrambed Exxecute or Pignite bacon or how about Tropius' fruit. So in the comments, what Pokemon will be your dinner?

 

[TheBonitaBite307]

I would eat a fried magikarp because once when I saw it on the show,my mouth started to water (inside not outside) then the next day I cooked fried fish and might I say a fried magikarp would be great

 

[Ichimaru]

I would probably get a fish pokemon like feebass or magikarp and catch it,fry it up and put some seasoning on it if I did go into the bushses to catch some pokemon for meat I think I would die but eating pokemon is sick.

 

[TheBonitaBite307]

I would also try and make milktank steak covered in pepper, I would also want a clauncher lobster or a krabby crab, I think pokemon would be good food except for the ones that shouldn't be food like a charmander for something, I think pokemon would taste good.

 

[Jeff The Killer]

I love fish! So any fish Pokémon will be good to me and maybe a Miltank burger!

 

[ruhan]

I would eat arceus would be a great dinner because your eating a god and that would make you a god.

 

[Jeff The Killer]

You are what you eat, I like it

 

[Derplink_:3]

I would eat Vanilish the ice-cream pokemon obviously . What could be more tasty than a pokemon that eventually evolves into a double scoop ice cream with a flake. So yeah he might be as delicious as I always thought he was. Also I'd love a Pidgeot fried or cooked either way he'd be tasty.

 

[Doctor Strange]

I love fish! So any fish Pokémon will be good to me and maybe a Miltank burger!

What about a Tauros burger instead?

Anyone up for Krabby Patties?

 

[8150]

I'd eat something adorable...so maybe like an eevee or a teddisura or something

 

[18]

This is a disturbing thread

If I had to do it, I'd eat Magikarp because I'd think to myself, it's just a fish. I know I sometimes say, "Pikachu/Emolga/Eevee/Plusle/Minun is so cute I could just eat it!" but I don't really want to do it,

 

[4362]

I would like to eat Magikarp,it would taste derpy
Also I would like to eat every fairy pokemon because I hate everyone of them,yes even the cute innocent ones
And I would like to eat Justin Bie......... oh wait hes real and not a Pokemon,my bad
And how can you know that the ice cream you just ate wans´t a Vanilish?
The Pokemon universe is sick and cruel isnt it?

 

[SuperMii3D]

Actually, Team Rocket once tried to eat a Magikarp in the anime, but it turns out it was made of mostly scales and bones, so it was no good for food.

The answer is clear, Id eat Tepig Bacon.

 

[Mikaya]

Gyarados of course Perhaps a Tauros steak or Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken burger would be yummy.

 

[dilawer]

Tauros, Torchic, Bouffalant, Pidgey,

 

[Barmont]

Blaziken, fry yourself so I can eat you!!! (muahahahaha)

I'm kinda mad at Blaziken after he got UBER on competitive gameplay ¬¬

 

[numage]

At first I'd say Spoink, but it is a psychic pokemon, too scary for me!
Torchic would be great, flaming chicken, nice!
Magikarp is a big no-no for me, though it should be a carp, it looks like goldfish hybrid with catfish!
Kyogre looks much better for me lol.

I'll make sure to eat Octillary, any recipe

 

[FirstSerpent]

The thought of eating Pokémon horrifies me.

 

[532]

Ugh, why do we have to eat all those innocent creatures that help us Fly, Surf, and Cut? 0_0
Anyways, if I were to eat a Pokemon, I'd probably eat a Goldeen, fried with some fries
And, I would also eat a Pidgey 0_0

 

[numage]

Ugh, why do we have to eat all those innocent creatures that help us Fly, Surf, and Cut? 0_0
Anyways, if I were to eat a Pokemon, I'd probably eat a Goldeen, fried with some fries
And, I would also eat a Pidgey 0_0

Hey, don't forget that Goldeen is poisonous!