What Pokemon would you eat?

[2205]

Gyarados of course Perhaps a Tauros steak or Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken burger would be yummy.

Tauros steak! Yum yum yum. This would be tasty I'm sure! Maybe Doduo/Dodrio, I'm sure it's like ostrich or something like that.

 

[higuy4500]

Vinillux it just looks sooo yummy

 

[Doctor Strange]

I would like to eat Magikarp,it would taste derpy
Also I would like to eat every fairy pokemon because I hate everyone of them,yes even the cute innocent ones
And I would like to eat Justin Bie......... oh wait hes real and not a Pokemon,my bad
And how can you know that the ice cream you just ate wans´t a Vanilish?
The Pokemon universe is sick and cruel isnt it?

You would eat Jigglypuff?

 

[Tho]

Arceus or Mew, so I can get their powers! Both are the origin of all Pokemon, so I bet they will also taste awesome!

 

[Chickenfoot]

Step 1: Get a Ditto
Step 2: Use Transform
Step 3: Eat.

I mean I would absolutely be breeding a whole lot of dittos, they can become absolutely anything you want them to be, like, I'd be like "To hell with it, I wanna know what a Voltorb tastes like" and have a ditto transform into a voltorb and eat it XD

But, if I were to eat a pokemon, I'd probably have some Tentacalamari or Fried Swellow or Torchic.

 

[ESP]

Since I'm all about burgers and fish, I'd prefer a double bacon cheeseburger, cooked with fresh Milktank meat and Spoink bacon with some fried Magikarp or scrambled Exeggute on the side. And if I'm feeling really hungry, a BBQ Roasted Psyduck sandwich. A glass of MooMoo milk to wash it all down.

 

[Evelyn]

Well I'd eat Blaziken,Magikarp and Remoraid because I love fish and Chicken.And I'd love to eat Pokemon like Crawdaunt because it's a lobster-thing? I'd also eat Miltank and other cows because beef.And we all have Vanillite,Vanillish and Vanilluxe for desert.

 

[ESP]

Well I'd eat Blaziken,Magikarp and Remoraid because I love fish and Chicken.And I'd love to eat Pokemon like Crawdaunt because it's a lobster-thing? I'd also eat Miltank and other cows because beef.And we all have Vanillite,Vanillish and Vanilluxe for desert.

Blaziken? Geez. Even I wouldn't go that far.