A fan fiction of the anime adaptation of the best-selling manga Game Theory!
Our hero, Cory Baxter was in the house setting up his new wireless HTC Vive 2 Limited Platinum Edition which he got on sale for $1000! What a bargain!
Cory: Man! The president hooked us up. This HTC Vive is TIIIGHT!
Cory finally set up his VR! He was about to dive, but his mother barged in and gave him a lecture about how people cyberbully and it can severely damaged his sensitive feelings!
Mumma: You better stay here, bub!
Cory: No I can't, but I can stay here and show you the latest in you better run technology.
Cory then Link Started. His new adventure in Generic VRMMO World has begun!
It looks like Cory needs to create an avatar! But when he looks around...
Cory: I'm not in my underwear.
That clearly changed, don't worry.
Cory then spawned in after a 30 second ad for Otaku Heroes played, the newest Chinese bootleg in the F2P market.
Cory: There is never a reason to give people their money back!
Cory ran around the Plaza like the little weeb he is, and then he spotted a crowd of degenerates around a little boy in a striped shirt. They were screaming "GET RETORTED KID" because little boys are not allowed to use the HTC Vive. But Cory had to do something.
Cory: (inhales deeply and screams) People, no!
Everyone left because dealing with weebs is like playing Dark Souls 3.
Cory greeted the little boy.
Cory: Cory Baxter, American business man.
Little Boy: hi, my ign is ness, but you can call me sans.
Cory: Put it there. (he shakes his hand)
Sans: so cory. maybe we can play sometime.
But before Cory could reply "my mumma told me not to talk to strangers", the sky turned tasty! Enchiladas were pouring out! A flex popped out of the sky. It was Peter Griffin: 76, the CEO of Family Guy Funny Moments!
Peter Griffin: I've got you in my sights!
Cory: Peter, man, why are you always spying on us?
Peter Griffin: In this world, it's killed or be killed. Every player who dies or disconnects receives a 6362747382 year ban. Even when banned, you are not to leave this game. The only way to exit is to 100% this game. Remember how this game was a 8 TB download? Haha, good luck.
3LameStudios: But Father, how many times can we listen to S O U L J A B O Y, master of the nose flute?!
Peter Griffin: Please understand.
Cory: Yap, yap, I'm pretty much catching on already.
Peter Griffin: 76 then escaped to his pool, which is closed.
Sans: look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
Cory decided he needed all the help he can get.
Cory: Sans, if I may, there are two things I will never do, OK. Give away money or get banned.
Two unlikely heroes embark on a journey to camp out and wait for the other players to do the dirty work!
Let's see what exciting adventures are in store for Cory Ketchum!
well, it's 2 AM right now. I just wanted to write a silly story with Pedia appropriate jokes for you all. If I actually get positive responses, I'll probably make this into an ongoing series. Thanks for reading.
Yes, almost all the dialogue for the characters was copy and pasted from their actual quotes.
Our hero, Cory Baxter was in the house setting up his new wireless HTC Vive 2 Limited Platinum Edition which he got on sale for $1000! What a bargain!
Cory: Man! The president hooked us up. This HTC Vive is TIIIGHT!
Cory finally set up his VR! He was about to dive, but his mother barged in and gave him a lecture about how people cyberbully and it can severely damaged his sensitive feelings!
Mumma: You better stay here, bub!
Cory: No I can't, but I can stay here and show you the latest in you better run technology.
Cory then Link Started. His new adventure in Generic VRMMO World has begun!
It looks like Cory needs to create an avatar! But when he looks around...
Cory: I'm not in my underwear.
That clearly changed, don't worry.
Cory then spawned in after a 30 second ad for Otaku Heroes played, the newest Chinese bootleg in the F2P market.
Cory: There is never a reason to give people their money back!
Cory ran around the Plaza like the little weeb he is, and then he spotted a crowd of degenerates around a little boy in a striped shirt. They were screaming "GET RETORTED KID" because little boys are not allowed to use the HTC Vive. But Cory had to do something.
Cory: (inhales deeply and screams) People, no!
Everyone left because dealing with weebs is like playing Dark Souls 3.
Cory greeted the little boy.
Cory: Cory Baxter, American business man.
Little Boy: hi, my ign is ness, but you can call me sans.
Cory: Put it there. (he shakes his hand)
Sans: so cory. maybe we can play sometime.
But before Cory could reply "my mumma told me not to talk to strangers", the sky turned tasty! Enchiladas were pouring out! A flex popped out of the sky. It was Peter Griffin: 76, the CEO of Family Guy Funny Moments!
Peter Griffin: I've got you in my sights!
Cory: Peter, man, why are you always spying on us?
Peter Griffin: In this world, it's killed or be killed. Every player who dies or disconnects receives a 6362747382 year ban. Even when banned, you are not to leave this game. The only way to exit is to 100% this game. Remember how this game was a 8 TB download? Haha, good luck.
3LameStudios: But Father, how many times can we listen to S O U L J A B O Y, master of the nose flute?!
Peter Griffin: Please understand.
Cory: Yap, yap, I'm pretty much catching on already.
Peter Griffin: 76 then escaped to his pool, which is closed.
Sans: look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
Cory decided he needed all the help he can get.
Cory: Sans, if I may, there are two things I will never do, OK. Give away money or get banned.
Two unlikely heroes embark on a journey to camp out and wait for the other players to do the dirty work!
Let's see what exciting adventures are in store for Cory Ketchum!
well, it's 2 AM right now. I just wanted to write a silly story with Pedia appropriate jokes for you all. If I actually get positive responses, I'll probably make this into an ongoing series. Thanks for reading.
Yes, almost all the dialogue for the characters was copy and pasted from their actual quotes.
