Ah, hello there, customer! Have a seat. See all those paintings on the walls? Those are paintings of some of the greatest memers and conspirators of all time. I aspire to be like them, or greater still! I do so via my own intellect and not by going on conspiracy sites, contrary to popular belief. Now, I do believe you're here to purchase a smashing good time in the form of a conspiracy. Thinking of it sends chills down my spine! Now my lad, what would you like to order?
"I'd like one about aliens, please", says a girl whom I think I've seen before but I cant quite place my finger upon who she is. With a smile, I take her payment of 5 Play Coins and I put on my black cloak from the good old days. I gaze upon paintings of the likes of Akame, Np, and other great minds with a sparkle in my eyes as I take out a paper and pencil. You see, as I write my conspiracies I have a comfy seat in which customers could enjoy their wait with a complementary grilled cheese sandwich and juice whilst watching some Pokėmon on Netflix. It's truly the ultimate experience for any aspiring conspirator. As I write furiously, I notice a dark figure stalk the outside of our manor from our window. I dispel this petty thought from my mind and scrivble furiously until I come up with a beautiful idea, and I give it to the girl, whom I've begun to recognize. She clears her throat, and begins to read.
Aliens has 6 letters. Six. The devil's number is 666. Videl is an anogram of Devil. Videl is from Drsgon Ball Z. Z. Zeni is a currency in Dragon Ball Z. Zeni has 4 letters. 4 is one number. 4-1 is 3. U.F.O is 3 letters. UFO is a spacecraft. Craft has 5 letters. 5 is one number. 5+1=6. Canada has 6 letters. Canadians are known for maple syrup. Alien Canadians with Maple Syrup have come to take over our planet, prepare your shelters and hide your family and the dankest memes you have!
The girl begins to day her thanks, when the dark figure steps in with a crazed look in his eyes. "How may I help you, kind sir?" I ask. He cuts to the chase. "My name is Toxic. The whole manor thing was my idea. Shut this puppy down, or you have no idea what's coming." , he exclaims with a menacing glsre. I refuse, as this manor has been my life and idea. He takes out a gun and prepares to fire. "EVELYN, GET DOWN!" I shout as I push the girl to the ground. He takes out a flamethrower and ignites the Manor. Evelyn and I run out, and as we look at the sky together we notice a UFO fly by...
Hope you enjoyed!
"I'd like one about aliens, please", says a girl whom I think I've seen before but I cant quite place my finger upon who she is. With a smile, I take her payment of 5 Play Coins and I put on my black cloak from the good old days. I gaze upon paintings of the likes of Akame, Np, and other great minds with a sparkle in my eyes as I take out a paper and pencil. You see, as I write my conspiracies I have a comfy seat in which customers could enjoy their wait with a complementary grilled cheese sandwich and juice whilst watching some Pokėmon on Netflix. It's truly the ultimate experience for any aspiring conspirator. As I write furiously, I notice a dark figure stalk the outside of our manor from our window. I dispel this petty thought from my mind and scrivble furiously until I come up with a beautiful idea, and I give it to the girl, whom I've begun to recognize. She clears her throat, and begins to read.
Aliens has 6 letters. Six. The devil's number is 666. Videl is an anogram of Devil. Videl is from Drsgon Ball Z. Z. Zeni is a currency in Dragon Ball Z. Zeni has 4 letters. 4 is one number. 4-1 is 3. U.F.O is 3 letters. UFO is a spacecraft. Craft has 5 letters. 5 is one number. 5+1=6. Canada has 6 letters. Canadians are known for maple syrup. Alien Canadians with Maple Syrup have come to take over our planet, prepare your shelters and hide your family and the dankest memes you have!
The girl begins to day her thanks, when the dark figure steps in with a crazed look in his eyes. "How may I help you, kind sir?" I ask. He cuts to the chase. "My name is Toxic. The whole manor thing was my idea. Shut this puppy down, or you have no idea what's coming." , he exclaims with a menacing glsre. I refuse, as this manor has been my life and idea. He takes out a gun and prepares to fire. "EVELYN, GET DOWN!" I shout as I push the girl to the ground. He takes out a flamethrower and ignites the Manor. Evelyn and I run out, and as we look at the sky together we notice a UFO fly by...
Hope you enjoyed!
now stop farting in my drinks