How 2 becom srub lord

1.play cod
2.eat doritos
3.drink mountain dew
4.play sanic beewwwwmmmm
5.watch celda cd-i
6.Dunt be justin bieber
7.scream mah boi out of the window
8.go on 4chan
9.post "Swag yolo lol" there
10.srub all floors in hyrule