Hi guys! This is a super-helpful guide on how to be cool and popular in today's generation! The guide is going to be split into two parts.
Note: This is based of the state I live in. >.>
Guys
You will need..
Here are the steps:
Girls
You will need...
hen you complain to your friends about how You cry about your your boyfriend broke up with you and then get back together again. Don't be yourself. You have to be sassy and fiesty and act like you know everything. When a guy tries to talk to you, push him away playfully and call him an idiot. Take selfies in class using a filter and use appropriate hashtags such as #OOTD (outfit of the day) #TBT (throwback Thursday) Make sure you're using your phone all the time and don't forget to send your selfies to your friends on snapchat.
Note: This is based of the state I live in. >.>
This is all a joke. You don't really become cool like this so don't try it. :c
Guys
You will need..
- Expensive shoes (preferably Jordan's)
- A hoodie
- Large, baggy jeans
- Sunglasses
- SWAG
- Large belt
- headphones
- smartphone
Here are the steps:
- Put on all the required items. Make sure you are sagging your pants and walking like a backwards zombie. You have to say the word swag at least once every 5 minutes in order to be accepted as cool.
- Be a rebel. Cool kids aren't educated.
- Use your smartphone 24/7 and SLAP them beats. (play music on headphones 24/7)
- Jaywalk on the street like there's nobody there and yell YOLO at the cars.
- Yell at your math teacher for thinking this stuff is useful.
- Argue with the teacher and disrupt class.
- Trying yelling BRUH to your friends.
- Make sure you're taking pictures of everything so you can post it on instagram later.
Girls
You will need...
- Eyeliner
- Lipstick
- Concealer
- Makeup purse
- Heels
- Some fancy-expensive outfit
- Sassy-attitude
- Manicure
- Smartphone
- Post selfies.
- Act cool.
- Don't be nice. Be rude and rebellious.
- Paint your nails in class
- Dont forget the selfies
- Make your voice higher-pitched so you think you sound cute whereas in reality you sound like a dying cat.