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Mario Kart 7: The Red Shell (Short Illustrative Script)

Villager hates this item...

  1. OopaMazo
    THE RED SHELL

    Mario: I haven't seen you on the tracks lately, Villager
    Villager: (That's because something horrible happened)
    What happened?
    (A red shell happened. Two to be exact!)
    Elaborate...


    *flashback*


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    Red Shell: I AM RED SHELL
    (I thought I heard someone...)

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    MY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO SLOW RACER DOWN
    (Yep, I definitely heard someone...)


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    PLZ STOP SO I CAN HIT YOU K?
    (Who is talking?)


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    NVM I COME THROUGH SAND AND HIT YOU
    (I think it's that red shell)


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    I HAVE YOU CORNERED NOW TIME TO SLOW YOU DOWN
    (Is that red shell trying to run into me?)


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    (I wish I had my axe, but this leaf will do)
    NO NO, PLZ DON'T DO THAT PLZ
    (SERENA!!! I missed!!!)


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    YOU'RE SO MEAN RACER

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    I LEAVE AND HIT SUM1 ELSE GOODBYE!
    (That stumpmaker made me swerve out of the road...)


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    (Thank serena that red shell is gone! Now I can race in peace)

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    Red Shell #2: I heard that you tried to hurt my cousin. You're gonna pay for your murderous attempts!
    (THESE FREAKING RED SHELLS ARE WORSE THAN BEES)

    *Insert dramatic music*

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    *Eject Dramatic Music*
    *End flashback*

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    (And that, Mario, is why I hate red shells)

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    (As well as Princess Daisy...)

    FIN

Recent Comments

  1. .:*Alex*:.
    .:*Alex*:.
    5/5,
    Fun! Does red shells!!! xP
    1. OopaMazo
      Blogger's Response
      Ikr. Villager does not like 'em one bit! xD