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This should be a new religion -Pokeism?-

So you hate most religions? Think most of them are just plain-old, same-old? Want a religion that's actually fun? Look no further and join Pokeism.

Pokeism, yes pokeism, a religion based on pokemon, I mean there's a star wars religion so there should be a pokemon religion. What is this religion about exactly? Well it stems from the belief that Pokemon will be real in the future and / or exists somewhere out there.
Belief system :
. You must believe that pokemon exists
-Particular Arceus, Girantina, Dialga and Palkia and you must
know the story that goes with it
. Arceus created all pokemon and human beings in the pokemon world (or this world if it exists in a later date)
.If you prey to Arceus you will be recarnated into a pokemon in your afterlife / human in the pokemon world or will live in a pokemon-like heaven
. If your in the religion and your a bad being then you will be sent to the distortion world to have your soul eaten by girantina
. You don't have to prey to Arceus, but if you want to you can prey before you go to bed to grant you good luck the following day (and to have higher chances of being allowed into the pokemon heaven and / or reincarnated)
. You can already be in another religion


If you want to suggest more things to add to the belief system feel free to put ideas down below

3 commandments
. One must not steal, lie or cheat
. One must respect others and all other living beings
. One must not kill or bully others (Arceus will do this to all bad beings himself at some point)

Well that's all I have, remember this is just a fun religion, join if you want, this religion is NOT to be taken as serious as I make it sound, but if you want to be serious about it, be my guest, I'm taking suggestions for the symbol and more commandments and rules.

EDIT : Saying this insults religions is like saying whatever the giant flying spaghetti monster religion is, is insulting other religions, which it's not, it's a true religion therefore it can't be insulting other religions. (It has thousands of members as well and accepts EVERYONE which makes it unique)
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I honestly find this sort of insulting to true religions. Religion is not to be treated as a game. "I am The Lord your God. You shall have no other gods before me."

EDIT: Maybe I wouldn't have been so offended if you hadn't started off with "So you hate most religions?"... You're treating religion as if it were some sort of game.
CAN I JOIN I LOVE IT
XD well done!
Its okay but
1.Bright color hurt my eyes (like red for instance)
2.No body will stop me from praying for the almighty spaghetti monster
Nahhh...

Tbh it seems kind of stupid in my opinion no offense.
That is quite cool!! You should have a bible like book for the relgion as well. Create a symbol as well??
Mew is the true pokegod.
1/5 you tried.
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