Does it always seem like someone is better than you? Do you feel like luck is never in your favor? Have you just had it with losing?
....pshhhah like those are real problems.
Today we'll be addressing a real issue. One that everyone is dealing with. We all know it. We've had nightmares about it. Bugging us every single night. And what is that issue?
Club Penguin memberships.
Yes. The game that we played when we were still learning how to not drown in the kiddy pool your parents bought you as a late birthday gift.
When you were playing Club Penguin, were you frustrated to find out you couldn't get the color puffle you wanted? Of course you were, and if you weren't you're a liar. So memberships. These bad boys cost 8 USD for a measly MONTH at the moment. That was like all your birthday money combined! We wanted more from the Freemium game! And then we got sucked in to all the Club Penguin merchandise. Yeah, those trading cards you have hidden away. Go ahead, pretend like you didn't buy them. But then you also bought the books, plushies(which are still kinda cool, but you had to call an exorcist on it like 6 times), and the DS games. Why did we buy the books? We don't even like to read! But we did it for the codes. Those things that you typed in for junk you don't even use. Now. I mean, spending all your $8 savings on Club Penguin would be fine and dandy... If you still cared about your account. I swear, most people don't even remember their username. You spent $24 in total! I could of gotten a Walmart value game! We were cheated. I want my $24 back. But we all know that money is lost in that weird box dimension.
The answer to this problem? Simple. Make the Club Penguin community unsafe. Let the parents be mad that their kid was bullied on a virtual tween site. It's the only way to save a kid's $24. We can do this.
I mean no offense to anyone who is actually depressed and wanted to find answers to why life sucks here, or to the people who spent more money than the amount of money in a monopoly game set on this game. And don't bully the kids. Let them suffer.
Hey, please rate 5 stars. I made this blog like at 5 AM, and I'm too tired to figure out how to tip the iceberg. (This is supposed to make you feel bad for me, so srsly rate 5 stars, cya next time.)
....pshhhah like those are real problems.
Today we'll be addressing a real issue. One that everyone is dealing with. We all know it. We've had nightmares about it. Bugging us every single night. And what is that issue?
Club Penguin memberships.
Yes. The game that we played when we were still learning how to not drown in the kiddy pool your parents bought you as a late birthday gift.
When you were playing Club Penguin, were you frustrated to find out you couldn't get the color puffle you wanted? Of course you were, and if you weren't you're a liar. So memberships. These bad boys cost 8 USD for a measly MONTH at the moment. That was like all your birthday money combined! We wanted more from the Freemium game! And then we got sucked in to all the Club Penguin merchandise. Yeah, those trading cards you have hidden away. Go ahead, pretend like you didn't buy them. But then you also bought the books, plushies(which are still kinda cool, but you had to call an exorcist on it like 6 times), and the DS games. Why did we buy the books? We don't even like to read! But we did it for the codes. Those things that you typed in for junk you don't even use. Now. I mean, spending all your $8 savings on Club Penguin would be fine and dandy... If you still cared about your account. I swear, most people don't even remember their username. You spent $24 in total! I could of gotten a Walmart value game! We were cheated. I want my $24 back. But we all know that money is lost in that weird box dimension.
The answer to this problem? Simple. Make the Club Penguin community unsafe. Let the parents be mad that their kid was bullied on a virtual tween site. It's the only way to save a kid's $24. We can do this.
I mean no offense to anyone who is actually depressed and wanted to find answers to why life sucks here, or to the people who spent more money than the amount of money in a monopoly game set on this game. And don't bully the kids. Let them suffer.
Hey, please rate 5 stars. I made this blog like at 5 AM, and I'm too tired to figure out how to tip the iceberg. (This is supposed to make you feel bad for me, so srsly rate 5 stars, cya next time.)
