Closed Cheesiest Joke Contest -Winners Announced-

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Hey there everybody! Yes, you read it right. This is The Cheesiest Joke Contest .
-And the Crowd goes wild- :p

Since I've gotten a ton of pc and I don't have use for it but to give it away, I'm holding this contest. Now the rules are:

Ze Rules
~It has to be Original. That means no copying and pasting or Plagiarism and stuff like that.
~The max entries is: 2. When you post, please don't double post. I don't want to go on a wild joke chase to search for your other entry ;~;
(So edit your post if you have your 2nd entry).
~ Entry Fee:
No Entry Fee ;) Just make me laugh, smile, and giggle. ^~^
~No putting others down.

Failure to follows the rules may lead to disqualification.

Now for the prizes ^~^
Edit: I split up the prizes because there were a BUNCH of good jokes. ;-; Please don't be mad..
1st place : 40pc
2nd place: 30pc
3rd place: 20pc
4th place: 10pc
5th place: 5pc


Hope you guys have fun doing this :D I'll be picking the winners in a week or so. So you have till June 27th to finalize/enter your entries.
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Provolone, pepper jack, Colby jack, Parmesan, Gouda, mozzarella. Sorry, was that joke to cheesy for you?

An ape and a monkey were hanging out in their favorite tree branches, when the monkey's mom calls him home for dinner, what does the ape say?


I'll chimpanSEE ya later.
 
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Wii U be mine?
 
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As Chester Cheetah was on his deathbed, his son asked through his tears If he lived a full life, then after a minute of thought, he asked his son to lean in closer, to say his final words. "My boy, I lived a great, hard, eventfull life, but..." "Yes Dad?!" "Theres something you need to know... IT AIN'T EASY BEING CHEESY" *beeeeeeeeep*
 
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when you go to the store to buy gouda cheese for your party and wear a fedora and sunglasses and trench coats and boots while snapping your fingers and walking sideways.

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You wanna hear a cheesy joke?
CHEESE! :p
 
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You'll cracked me up :hilarious:
 
Seems we all took 'cheese' literally so :p

Why did the chicken cross the road? It saw a cheese pizza on the other side. Unfortunately it ended up being the topping for the pizza :hungry:

Second entry. This is an old one, but I made it so it still works. :cat:

Q: How do you feed a baby Pikachu who doesn't want to eat?
A: Pretend the spoon is a train and go, "Chuu chuuuuu!"

:D
 
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What do you call a koala with an obsession for Dalmatians? Koala De'Vil. (That was bad,sorry. >.< )
 
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Its not the cheesiest joke ever but here's my first entry (it's worth the read):

A rabbi, a priest and a bishop go out for a day of fishing at sea. They get there at high tide so they row some distance away from the beach, they put out their fishing rods and they sit in their boat. After only five minutes the priest suddenly exclaims: "Oh no, I really need to pee!" This bishop grumpily says: "So now we have to row all the way back?" "No, I'll go on my own." Says the priest, he steps out of the boat and walks to the shore. "What, he's walking on water! He must be a very holy man..." The bishop thinks. After five minutes or so the priest walks back and the men fish on like nothing happened. A little while later the rabbi says: "Actually I need to pee as well" and he steps out of the boat and walks to the shore. "This can't be! He isn't even Christian!" He bishop thinks confused. "You know when he gets back I'll try it too. After all, I should be far holier than they are." So when the rabbi gets back he says "You know, I actually need to pee too" and he steps on the water. And he takes another step. "Yes it works!" he thinks. He takes another step. And another. Then suddenly he falls into the water with a loud scream. So the priest says to the rabbi: "Think we should have told him were the poles were?"
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Get it? Get it? :D


Now here's a really cheesy one for my second entry:
It sits in a tree, it's black and white and it says "Mooo!". What is it? .......................A nest of young cows.
 
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A guy walked into a bar. Ouch.
 
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Im not good at this ....
 
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What does the CEO of Nintendo of America do when he receives an eShop code?
He Reggiesters it :hilarious:

What did OopaMazo say when he greeted JayRawrTiz?
" Hi Jay! How rawr you? Tiz you good? " xD
 
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What does the CEO of Nintendo of America do when he receives an eShop code?
He Reggiesters it :hilarious:

What did OopaMazo say when he greeted JayRawrTiz?
" Hi Jay! How rawr you? Tiz you good? " xD
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Lol
 
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These are going great so far xD I'm having a giggle, mates.
 
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These are going great so far xD I'm having a giggle, mates.
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Me too :giggle: Great idea, this contest!
 
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Me too :giggle: Great idea, this contest!
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Give props to @Vernal xD He thought about it :3 I just provided the info and everything. I actually still need more ideas for contests. Maybe that should be a contest.... Whoever has the best idea xD
 
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I have a contest! It's called "Who's the best person on PEDIA named ToxicWolf1132!" Id win that one for sure! :D
 
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I have a contest! It's called "Who's the best person on PEDIA named ToxicWolf1132!" Id win that one for sure! :D
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Lol , changing my name to JayRawrToxic1132 , Jk jk :p
 
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do i have to be cheese to enter? :p and do you have some cheese then i can be cheesey!!!
 
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