Closed Cheesiest Joke Contest -Winners Announced-

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  • #21
What's a four wheel all terrain vehicle driven by a man of the Hewbrew faith?
A Jewp.
 
  • #22
I'm a memelord, I can't resist...

1.Id tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy!
2.A fire,water,and grass starter type walked into a pokecenter. They always would play rock paper scizzors, but they would always tie. And there was a clear reason why. The grass type, unmotivated, went back into its pokeball and became forever alone. The water type, hard working, grew to become a pokemon that's hyrdo pumps could blast through steel. And the fiery fire type BECAME THE MOST OVERRATED POKEMON OF ALL TIME BY PURE CHANCE! They all met up telling about their carriers and once the fire type shared his career the others said," Figures it would turn out that way. Charmander was always burning up the competition!"
 
  • #23
what does the nintendo police say when they drive there car Wii u wii u wii u wii u

ice to meet you
 
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  • #24
Ok, here's mine:
#1
Chipotle is not that good.

#2
There was once a Pokémon with 80Hp. Wait......... (It makes sense if you say it out loud)


If I find a few better jokes, can I get a do-over?
 
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  • #25
do i have to be cheese to enter? :p and do you have some cheese then i can be cheesey!!!
Boo.
 
  • #26
Ok, here's mine:
#1
Chipotle is not that good.

#2
There was once a Pokémon with 80Hp. Wait......... (It makes sense if you say it out loud)


If I find a few better jokes, can I get a do-over?
Of course, you can edit until the 27th xD
 
  • #27
Yo Mama uuuumm..... Huh...
 
  • #28
Of course, you can edit until the 27th xD
Was it at least funny? I know I have the weirdest sense of humor. These made me laugh at least.
 
  • #29
Was it at least funny? I know I have the weirdest sense of humor. These made me laugh at least.
I can't give feedback yet. I'm sorry :/
 
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  • #31
1.What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.

2.Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
 
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  • #32
1.What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.

2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

3.Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Read the rules please :panda:
 
  • #33
Read the rules please :panda:
:panda:Whoops. I edited my post so now there is 2 jokes. Heh heh, need to pay more attention next time:(
 
  • #34
:panda:Whoops. I edited my post so now there is 2 jokes. Heh heh, need to pay more attention next time:(

Not only that: they're not original.
 
  • #35
Not only that: they're not original.
Yeah, they are not. Heard them from my friends. Seemed pretty good to me but it doesnt seem like a used joke. If you insist though, I will create my own this time. That doesn't count;)
 
  • #36
Not only that: they're not original.
But I never heard of the harry potter joke so that one counts. I came up with that 1 completely on my own. Now I will need to come up with another one.
 
  • #37
But I never heard of the harry potter joke so that one counts. I came up with that 1 completely on my own. Now I will need to come up with another one.
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  • #38
Aw man.:oops:. You serious. Ow well. No I got to come up with 2 now. Seems like all the good ones are taken so this time, I will do a videogame based one.

Ok... :artist:
1. Rosalina flies into space. She finds a weird distant planet that looked wrecked. "Ah...Humans, of course".
2. Waluigi wants to be part of nature... So looking at his surroundings, he saw a tree. So he acted as a twig by dressing up as a twig and attaching himself against a branch. He was unnoticeable...

So yeah, thats all I can come up with... Its not great compared to the other ones so yeah, I never knew those were used in others. *Sigh*. Its very heard to come up with something original without realizing its already on the internet...
 
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  • #39
OK. Do you know what one Pikachu said to the other Pikachu? Pika.
 
  • #40
Get ready for a cheesy one.... What do you call a farfetch'd with no wings? A very farfetch'd flyer:rotfl:
 
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