Closed Cheesiest Joke Contest -Winners Announced-
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KzrIt
AC:NL - The Villager
Towns Folk
What does someone feel like when a person tells a cheesy joke?
The feeling someone gets when he or she adds a lot of salt and sugar both to a glass of water and gulps it down!
What is the cheesiest joke in the world?
Jokes which involve 1) Pirates going aarrggh 2) Cheese, cheese and more cheesy cheese! This joke involves both these things
Thus this is the cheesiest joke in the world
The feeling someone gets when he or she adds a lot of salt and sugar both to a glass of water and gulps it down!
What is the cheesiest joke in the world?
Jokes which involve 1) Pirates going aarrggh 2) Cheese, cheese and more cheesy cheese! This joke involves both these things
Thus this is the cheesiest joke in the world 
miky898
Ultimate Gamer
Towns Folk
Do stories work? Because I have a bunch.
When my brother was like 4 or 5 he liked to twist himself through stools. He looked like a pretzel and we were all just waiting for the day he gets stuck. So one morning my mom comes downstairs to him crying, lo and behold he finally got stuck in a stool, she used butter, Pulled, pushed, and etc but nothing worked so she had to use a knife on one part of the stool that looks like a foot rest and remove it. She got him out like 10 minutes later, scolded him and went to get groceries. So like an hour later she comes home to five year old me and my one year old sister saying "Michael got stuck in the stool again so Daddy had to get him out an' he didn't use a knife!" apparently while she was gone he went and got twisted up in the same stool she got him out of literally fives minutes after she left. And we didn't have cell phones then so he couldn't call her and mom would laugh if he had to call the firemen to get him out when she was able to do it.
I have more stories too!
When my brother was like 4 or 5 he liked to twist himself through stools. He looked like a pretzel and we were all just waiting for the day he gets stuck. So one morning my mom comes downstairs to him crying, lo and behold he finally got stuck in a stool, she used butter, Pulled, pushed, and etc but nothing worked so she had to use a knife on one part of the stool that looks like a foot rest and remove it. She got him out like 10 minutes later, scolded him and went to get groceries. So like an hour later she comes home to five year old me and my one year old sister saying "Michael got stuck in the stool again so Daddy had to get him out an' he didn't use a knife!" apparently while she was gone he went and got twisted up in the same stool she got him out of literally fives minutes after she left. And we didn't have cell phones then so he couldn't call her and mom would laugh if he had to call the firemen to get him out when she was able to do it.
I have more stories too!
Cheesy joke and cheesy pickup line. Cheesy Combo right there.
Wolf
Nice to 'eat you
Towns Folk
This is a normal day in school if a teacher, that my class doesn't like, shows up or when its a cover/newbie
(Mashup of different subjects don't get confused)
Teacher: Good morning !
US: Goodnight ...
(Few actually start sleeping lol)
Teacher: ... How are you
US: Baaaaaaaaaad (in unison)
Teacher starts teaching
... We start playing games or sleep
Teacher: Why are you playing games ?
Friend (Max): But we aren't - He's phone suddenly makes some battle cry (Class cracks up)
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it, unlike you. Now, Max, do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
Friend (Max): Because George still had the axe in his hand......
Teacher: During the WWI, people would get sick easily, what is one important thing we didn't have around a 100 years ago ?
Friend (Sam): ME !
Teacher: Thats incorrect
Friend (Sam): I'm asian I'm always correct
Teacher: *shuts up*
Teacher: Go find Japan on the world map
Me: Yes Boss
Here it is (Pointing to Africa)
Teacher: (doesn't see where im pointing) Okay class, this is tricky, who discovered Japan ?
Class: 'Wolf '
Teacher: Class you guys aren't funny,
Teacher: Do you know what we call people that keep on talking when people are no longer interested ?
Class: TEACHERS !!
And thats the story of my class - we obviously welcome our new teachers
creds to a friend that makes my everyday life more interesting
(Mashup of different subjects don't get confused)
Teacher: Good morning !
US: Goodnight ...
(Few actually start sleeping lol)Teacher: ... How are you
US: Baaaaaaaaaad (in unison)
Teacher starts teaching
... We start playing games or sleep Teacher: Why are you playing games ?
Friend (Max): But we aren't - He's phone suddenly makes some battle cry (Class cracks up)
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it, unlike you. Now, Max, do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
Friend (Max): Because George still had the axe in his hand......
Teacher: During the WWI, people would get sick easily, what is one important thing we didn't have around a 100 years ago ?
Friend (Sam): ME !
Teacher: Thats incorrect
Friend (Sam): I'm asian I'm always correct
Teacher:
*shuts up*Teacher: Go find Japan on the world map
Me: Yes Boss
Here it is (Pointing to Africa)Teacher: (doesn't see where im pointing) Okay class, this is tricky, who discovered Japan ?
Class: 'Wolf '
Teacher: Class you guys aren't funny,
Teacher: Do you know what we call people that keep on talking when people are no longer interested ?
Class: TEACHERS !!
And thats the story of my class - we obviously welcome our new teachers
creds to a friend that makes my everyday life more interesting
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