Corrupt A wish!

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  • #2,361
Granted, but they're 2009-style Facebook memes.

I wish for Cake (the guy in my PFP) to exist in real life with his pre-episode 13 personality
 
  • #2,362
Granted, but they're 2009-style Facebook memes.

I wish for Cake (the guy in my PFP) to exist in real life with his pre-episode 13 personality
Granted, but he gets eaten

I wish for something and for the corruption of this to be unique from the previous times I asked this.
 
  • #2,363
Granted. You get cheese.

I wish I could type faster.
 
  • #2,364
Granted, but you can only type faster in Arabic.

I wish for us to be able to like status updates again.
 
  • #2,365
Granted, but nobody posts their status updates anymore

I wish I could make quality content.
 
  • #2,366
Granted, but if you show it to anyone else you implode.

I wish for every element to work across every theme in SMM2.
 
  • #2,367
Granted, but you'd get endless lag in every game mode.

I wish I could find a true love.
 
  • #2,368
granted but they are ugly

I wish I could have infinite pokeballs on pokemon go
 
  • #2,369
Granted, but you always miss.

I wish for a OnePlus 7 Pro.
 
  • #2,370
Granted, but the screen is always off.

I wish for a buffet large enough for Kirby.
 
  • #2,371
Granted, but Kirby himself eats all of it.

I wish to know how to join SMPLive.
 
  • #2,372
Granted, but the information you now possess you must be killed.

I wish I were better at coding.
 
  • #2,373
Granted, but you can never finish anything you start.

I wish I could have a Virtual Boy.
 
  • #2,374
Granted, but it has superglue on it and you are now doomed to play that one admittedly good Wario Land game for the rest of eternity.

I wish for the Momo movie to be erased out of existence.
 
  • #2,375
Granted, but it has superglue on it and you are now doomed to play that one admittedly good Wario Land game for the rest of eternity.

I wish for the Momo movie to be erased out of existence.
You know he can just break it.
Granted, but now there is a Human Chicken Horror movie now in existence.

I wish to be original with my wishes.
 
  • #2,376
Granted, but none of them will come true.

I wish I could be a better person.
 
  • #2,377
Granted, but you are now in total isolation for the rest of your life so there is no opportunity to perform acts and deeds that better people would.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.
 
  • #2,378
Granted, but you are now in total isolation for the rest of your life so there is no opportunity to perform acts and deeds that better people would.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.
Granted, but you can only be invisible. You also can't speak.

I wish for something unrelated to this topic.
 
  • #2,379
Granted, but then I wished for something RELATED to this topic so we all continued talking about this topic.
 
  • #2,380
Granted, but then I wished for something RELATED to this topic so we all continued talking about this topic.
Granted, but there isn't a wish.

I wish for Marc's opinion on Doritos.
 
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