Corrupt A wish!

[TerraKnight]

granted but now you have no video games and never will.
i wish that i wasnt prone to jumpscares (so i can play both fnaf games)

 

[2071]

Granted but FnaF never existed anymore

I wish that you would stop corrupting my wishes

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but now everyone else in the world corrupts ur wishes
i wish that i could stop watching a show and get back to the smash bros finger person thingy

 

[PersonSP]

Granted; now you're blind

I wish money didn't exist

 

[2071]

Granted but then there would be no economy for you

I wish I haven't done that

 

[PersonSP]

Granted-you don't exist anymore (and never did)

I wish my homework would pop out of existence too

 

[2071]

Granted but along with you and me

I wish for an icon on my username

 

[423]

Granted, but there is no transparency.

I wish I had some squid ink-filled donuts right about now...

 

[2071]

Granted but apparently it had squid ink in it that was disgusting

I wish for a ocarina

 

[423]

Granted, but the ocarina is made of yarn.

I wish to visit the fabulous unicorn enterprise.

 

[Starmanfan]

Granted but as soon as you get there you find out it was all a dream.

I wish for Free Money

 

[423]

Granted, you can go to the bank any time to request any amount of monopoly money.

I wish for Springtrap to not come near me.

 

[Starmanfan]

granted, but all of them phantom animatronics come after u until u have a heart attack and then The purple man's corpse(not the suit of springtrap) comes after you and hides ur body

I wish for a fish wish

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but it's a dead fish

I wish you had to eat your fish-wish-dead-fish and it's weeks since it died

 

[Starmanfan]

granted, but I am YOU.

I wish for a sandwich fish wish-wich which is fishy to be so wishy-washy.

 

[degpoprock]

Granted but the sandwich is expired and you hands are now sticky.. (Gross)
I wish for an extra hour added to the day

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you have to spend it at school/homework

I wish I could find all my spelling mistakes at the first read

 

[BlazikenX000]

Granted but you'll develop a terrible case of OCD, which will cause you to go mad and wind up in an asylum.

I wish I could play a dozen video games at once ala Katsuragi Keima.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you can really concentrate on any game so all the story run together

I wish I could go to the concerts of my favourite bands/artists

 

[2071]

Granted but you have to spend your entire money on it

I wish for the minish