Corrupt A wish!

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  • #801
Granted but you an never sit down again :p (Also, remember two things, 1. Life is short and then you die. Harsh reality is that you don't have time to take all their <censored> and be unhappy. 2. Tell yourself you're awesome every once in awhile, because there are tons of people to tell you differently and far too little who agree (even if half the world agreed, the best praise comes from yourself) . You don't need any more people to talk you down. ;))

I wish I had better humour
 
  • #802
Granted but you can't talk :p

I wish for
apples
 
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  • #803
Granted but you
choke on them

I wish for no more spoiler games :sneaky:
 
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  • #804
but there games granted now are word mixed-up (granted but now there are mixed-up word games)

i wish for bfdia episode 6 (seriously, it was supposed to be released on september 1st, 2013 and its STILL NOT OUT)
 
  • #805
Granted but it is only 5 seconds long

I wish I could travel to fantasy worlds
 
  • #806
granted but you appear above spinning blades and u die

i wish that YOURE NEXT *sonic.exe appears in front of you*
 
  • #807
Apparently MEGAMAN.exe destroyed Sanic :p

I wish for many things
 
  • #808
Granted, but many things turns out to just be 2 sheets of paper :cat:

i wish MH4U didn't take forever to download :oldman:
 
  • #809
Granted, now it takes an eternity and a little bit more :)

I wish I could type quicker
 
  • #810
Granted but you do not have Fingers :sneaky:

I wish I could own all cookies in the world :V
 
  • #811
Granted, but you are allergic to them.

I wish I had photograpic memory.
 
  • #812
Granted but it's filled with pictures of naked people

I wish for everlasting peace in this world XD
 
  • #813
Granted, all life has been eradicated :)

I wish I could stop time
 
  • #814
Granted, you can only freeze yourself, and even if you did, you can't undo it.

I wish for more friends.
 
  • #815
granted, but they wanna marry u, and one of ur gender marrys u

i wish for you to waste a few seconds reading this
 
  • #816
Granted but then an alienship drops by and abducts you

I wish it was less rainy here
 
  • #817
granted but after that a flood comes

I wish I my xbox's batteries would last forever
 
  • #818
Granted but all Xboxes in the world crash beyond repair.

I wish for eternal life, health and happiness for me and my loved ones
 
  • #819
granted, but it was all a dream

i wish for eggnog
 
  • #820
Granted, but it was made with rotten eggs.

I wish that Obama would step down.
 
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