Corrupt A wish!

[Link-182]

Granted, but you break a bone each time.

I wish all my wishes were granted without corruption.

 

[2179]

Granted. You wish was unmistakably granted, but everyone take everything from you, drag you down to depth of despair and leave.

I wish I can project image out of my mind

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted. But you can't turn it off. Everyone can see what you are thinking.

I wish to have an infinite balance on Steam.

 

[2179]

(Actually, if I train enough, that can be useful)

 

[Mistral]

Earth2543 didn't post a wish, so I'll just corrupt Dark Eevee's to keep things going here.

Granted, but Steam sales don't show up anymore for you and you have to pay double the price for everything you buy.

I wish I could just pause time.

 

[24460]

Granted, but you can't unpause it
I wish I didn't have to take my exams next week

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but you have failed every class.

I wish to be a great programer.

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but you work for the worst game company on the planet.
I wish I could be a great Funimation voice actor for a main character of an awesome anime!

 

[TerraKnight]

granted, but no episodes ever come out

i wish undertale existed irl

 

[Link-182]

granted, but no episodes ever come out

i wish undertale existed irl

Granted, but your favorite character dies.

I wish I never had to listen to Justin Bieber, Meghan Trainor, or Miley Cyrus ever again and I heard my favorite metal songs on the radio more often (thus, eliminating the deaf option for corrupting this wish xD)

 

[24460]

Granted, but then you get sick of those songs and want more Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, etc.

 

[TerraKnight]

yas free wish.
i wish undertale was irl and nobody died. also

Spoiler: KINDA SPOILERS

flowey

and

Spoiler: SPOILERS FOR GENOCIDE ENDING

evil chara

arent a thing.
p.s. thinking ahead ftw

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but all the characters hate you.
I wish I could control everything in this world.

 

[2179]

Granted, only once. For a duration of 3 seconds.

I wish won't make norw wishes

 

[TerraKnight]

granted, but i have no idea what you just said, so the earth blows up.

i wish that i knew how to continue a yt comment rp

 

[Ndaniel]

granted but sunrise will never come


i wish i would get an eshop card on 3ds pedia

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but it doesnt work

i wish i had a portal gun irl

 

[Ndaniel]

granted but it has no amo

 

[TerraKnight]

free wish
i wish for infinite money

 

[24460]

Granted, but it's all counterfeit
I wish I could actually play drums along with my main instrument