Corrupt A wish!

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but you get assassinated out of jealousy.

I wish I can go on a grand adventure.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but he ran out of ideas.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

 

[J9794]

Granted, but now you can only speak Spanish.

I wish I had a million dollars for each corrupted wish.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but with the amount of corruptions you get so much money it becomes a fire hazard, and you and your money go up in flames.

I wish I could get a good breakfast.

 

[J9794]

Granted, but it's served to you when you're already full.

I wish I didn't have to think of new wishes to play this game.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but we'll corrupt them anyway.

I wish for a loaf of bread.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but it's more stale than Game Theory.

I wish for MatPat to start making good content.

 

[V_Weeb]

Granted, but youtube shuts down

I wish that I could change the weather to whatever I want

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but everything gets killed.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but everything gets killed.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but you now lose 10 IQ for every day you skip school.

I wish for you to make a creative corruption that somehow relates to the last question.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but the thread becomes horribly inactive.

I wish I could sleep and wake up feeling like I slept.

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, but now sleep a extra 7 times a week

I wish I know more info about Smash 5

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted but it gets cancelled.

I wish I knew how to make lots of money.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but you can't use the method.

I wish for my calculators to not always be 0.15 off.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted. Now it's 2.15 off.

I wish I could get a decent lunch.

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, but you had skip lunch for 2 weeks after that

I wish to not wish

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but the paradox breaks space-time and psychic aliens feed on your ever decaying soul in a loop forever now

I wish my purple chalk was actually properly purple

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

Granted, but your chalkboard is now the exact same color.

I wish people would respond to my thread about Windows 10

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but I don't know if it helps. (I know, I'm too kind)

I wish I could code useful bots.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, unfortunately you spend too much time working on bots that you end up not getting a job, and going bankrupt, having to sell your computer which you need to code.

I wish I had delicious food that isn't poisoned (although i'm sure someone will figure out a way to ruin this).