Corrupt A wish!

[TerraKnight]

Granted. Introducing the HAL 9000.

I wish for a portal gun in real life.

 

[Knight]

Granted, but the portals are so small not even a single atom can pass through.

I wish for an end to memes.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but the entirety of me_irl hunts you down.

I wish for a continuation of memes.

 

[Agentperson]

Well all memes come and go so I can't grant your wish

I wish for Good meme games

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted. The gameplay is good, but it uses Impact memes.

I wish for Behind the Meme to stop making content.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted because the universe just abruptly ends
I wish I had a boat

 

[Alegria]

Granted because the universe just abruptly ends
I wish I had a boat

granted, a paper boat that makes 10 cm length.

I wish........ I had the power to make rainbows appear whenever I want!!

[EDIT:]

granted but you can never actually see the rainbows you create

as long as I bring joy to the children who see them, it's fine, my work is done

 

[Whovian#1]

granted but you can never actually see the rainbows you create

I wish for more time

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, you have an extra second of time.

I wish for someone to make a randomly-generated Zelda game.

 

[Whovian#1]

granted, it randomly generated 2 seconds of zelda gameplay.

I wish to know what that man is in the profile pic of @milesiscool123

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but he hunts you down
(it's Megaman from the MM1 boxart)

I wish for Miiverse to come back.

 

[Whovian#1]

wish granted, but Miiverse only comes back for 5 minutes before it is taken down.

I wish that modern music is actually good

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but he hunts you down
(it's Megaman from the MM1 boxart)

I wish for Miiverse to come back.

Granted, but.... (uuurgh, I can't do this! I can't corrupt this wish!!.....but I have to!)
...Alright, granted but the community will be even more toxic, the moderation will be even more strict and you can't publish anymore pictures, videos or web links.

I wish I had a more performant computer.
[Edit: oopsie, Whovian, we answered at the same time xD ]

 

[Whovian#1]

@Alegria It's fine lol I'll just go with it

Wish granted but as soon as you open up any program on the computer it immediately crashes.

I wish to not have to take an economics test tomorrow

 

[Agentperson]

Granted but you take it as homework instead.

I wish Nintendo has more unique and good amiibo. Not just the Yoshi Gaint thing.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but they never ship amiibo to stores aver again.

I wish for Backwards Long Jumping to be in every Mario game.

 

[Knight]

Granted, but it's extremely clunky and feels horrible to use.

I wish internet connections everywhere were perfectly stable and affordable with reasonably low latency.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but any device you use to enter the internet immediately breaks

I wish I could control the sun

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but any device you use to enter the internet immediately breaks

I wish I could control the sun

Granted, but the sun is a lightbulb. (get the reference? xD )

I wish radios broadcast real music, like some from Youtube from talented people who aren't so famous, instead of the thing they dare call music that they currently broadcast.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but someone hacks your radio to play Despacito 24/7

I wish for Megaman 11 to come out already