Corrupt A wish!

[PersonSP]

Granted in a parallel universe

I wish I could freely travel between universes

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but they're just copies of this one without any life.

I wish for every fandom to be actually good.

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but they're just copies of this one without any life.

I wish for every fandom to be actually good.

Granted but they merge into a huge messy fandom and they're all fine with that, but not the creators nor you.
(hey, 100th page of the thread, cool!)
I wish I had a cat.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but it scratches you nonstop.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but it scratches you nonstop.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted!! It's a machine that tells you what time it is! Isn't it great?

I wish all the mirrors could be portals to other worlds

 

[Agentperson]

Granted but it is just a backwards version real life

I wish that modern music is aways good

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, it's also non-existent now

I wish people read up before giving their opinions on technology

 

[awillersVS]

Granted, but no one reads up on anything else before giving opinions
I wish I could get a Switch

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but no one reads up on anything else before giving opinions
I wish I could get a Switch

Granted. You get... a switch. This switch.

I wish I didn't have to do the laundry.
[EDIT]

Granted, but now you need to clean the dishes.

well guess what? I'm already doing that EVERYDAY.

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but now you need to clean the dishes.

I wish for this song to start playing whenever I screw something up irl.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but now you need to clean the dishes.

I wish for this song to start playing whenever I screw something up irl.

Bwahaha I like your humour. Definitely granted. Every time you screw up anything this song will play for the full length. This wish is self-corrupting.

I wish chocolate was healthy

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted, but you can't eat it anymore

I wish for the bottom of the page to not say "Ninten Pedia"

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but you can't eat it anymore

I wish for the bottom of the page to not say "Ninten Pedia"

(It doesn't??) Granted, it now shows an extremely annoying gif

I wish all T-shirts were free

 

[Alegria]

(It doesn't??) Granted, it now shows an extremely annoying gif

I wish all T-shirts were free

(it does)

granted, but now the underwear cost all as much as a smartphone.
I wish it rains tomorrow.

 

[Agentperson]

Granted but it rains in California instead (How dare you)

I wish for Good memes plz

 

[Knight]

Granted, but they are forced everywhere until everyone is sick and tired of them.

I wish I knew how to cook.

 

[PersonSP]

(it does)
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granted, but now the underwear cost all as much as a smartphone.
I wish it rains tomorrow.

@Marc spelling error

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but they are forced everywhere until everyone is sick and tired of them.

I wish I knew how to cook.

Granted, now you know how to cook, but only one plate: a giant panda steak on a banana cheesecake with a salty heart, with its bitter sweet coating and its cherry on top. And not only you can't make any variation of the receipt, also you can't get any panda meat ('cause, y'know, it's a protected animal), but also nobody could possibly like the taste.
(my imagination is terrifying myself)

I wish my tablet's screen was repaired, because I was so angry it bugged that I hit it with my head... (true story)

 

[Rosey]

Granted, now you know how to cook, but only one plate: a giant panda steak on a banana cheesecake with a salty heart, with its bitter sweet coating and its cherry on top. And not only you can't make any variation of the receipt, also you can't get any panda meat ('cause, y'know, it's a protected animal), but also nobody could possibly like the taste.
(my imagination is terrifying myself)

I wish my tablet's screen was repaired, because I was so angry it bugged that I hit it with my head... (true story)

Gransted, the screen is repaired but nothing else works.

I wish i had magical powers.

 

[Alegria]

Gransted, the screen is repaired but nothing else works.

I wish i had magical powers.

granted, your powers are:

• when you sneeze, magical confettis appear from your nose
• you can magically turn yourself into a pot just like those in TLOZ (I don't advice you to if you have TLOZ fans around) but you can't revert to your original form

I wish I could float in the air on command.