Disgaea X2: Darkness Afterlude

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  • #561
'Sh1t your dad HAD TO BE A GOD'
 
  • #562
"Well, judging by that reaction our death is in the very close future. Yay."
 
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The group came across a large door. Satanic chanting could be heard from the other side. "I say we charge in and kill everything that moves." Without waiting for anyone to say anything. "LEEROY JENKINS!" Sky kicked the door down and ran into the room that was full of enemies.
 
  • #564
"WHAT IS THIS SACRALIGE?" Cairo boomed. "LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN!" he screamed at the cult, as the corners of the chamber brightened, showing statues of four elemental Gods (one being Sky) and one giant statue appeared in the middle, of Cairo.

"I mean...alright," he said, realizing he had blown the cover that this was his temple.
 
  • #565
"This isn't Satanic! I know Satanic chants!" Eric exclaimed. As everyone stared at him he explained. "Somehow dad knew Satan, big bragger. Pretty good at blackjack. Always gets a 18 with 3 6s. Either way, they aren't chanting a Satanic prayer... But nothing you chant is ever good," Eric's eyes lept from statue to statue, Sky, Cairo, Azura, some person Eric didn't know, and Sans. Eric couldn't help laughing at the Sans statue.
 
  • #566
Sky was standing over a few bloody bodies as he looked over at his statue. " Oh... i just killed a cult." Sky pulled a switch at the bottom and the staues of Sky and Azura moved revealing the elemental dragon warshipers. The cult was larger than Cairo's cult. "Guys look i have a religion dedicated to me and Azura!"
 
  • #567
"Well anyone who worships you has to be pathetic, but I'm getting a feeling that these guys aren't from this time. So in other words... GRENADE!" Eric threw a grenade at the cult.
 
  • #568
Skyy jumped caught the grenade and threw it at Cairo's cult. "Thank you COD skills."
 
  • #569
"Well, I wonder what's in the Sans cult?" Eric cracked up. As he pulled the lever at Sans' feet a pile of bodys fell out from behind. Eric closed it quickly. "Oh... Right... I forgot, I chose genocide."
 
  • #570
"Welp lets hope Sans shows mercy."
 
  • #571
"Well, fortunately Sans doesn't really care about his fanbase."
 
  • #572
"Well i still hear satanic chanting from room 666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666 • 666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666. How big is this temple?" (What is the answer to that?) Sky took off at a sprint. "LEEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSS" The others heard Sky blowing things up a few hundred miles below them. The temple shook as Sky blew up part of the bottom floor also known as hell's roof. "MORE FALLING REALLY!" They heard him yell as he plummeted into the depths of hell.
 
  • #573
"Well, if he dies he won't have to take the long way to hell," Eric commented. "Wait... Oh, that statue that I didn't know must have been Lucifer."
 
  • #574
"HEY IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN A 100 MILE FALL INTO LAVA AND POISON GAS TO KILL ME ERIC!" Sky yelled up to them. "OH MR. SATAN I LIKE THIS CASTLE SO GET OUT IT'S MINE NOW! OH YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR IT?! COME AT ME BRO! LEEROY JENKINS!"
 
  • #575
"That's not Satan. It's Lucifer. Get with the times. Why do you think Satan has played blackjack with dad? He's burned out, he doesn't care about his rulership. Doesn't mean he takes trespassing lightly," Eric pointed out.
 
  • #576
As Eric said this Lucifer's head flew up through the floor and past him. "TAKE THAT SKY JUST WENT LEEROY JENKINS ON YOU! GUYS COME CHECK OUT MY NEW CASTLE!" Sky yelled up.
 
  • #577
"Haha. Hehe... You don't just kill the spawn of the devil Sky... He's immoral, immortal and regenerates from a single cell," As Eric finished he heard the sound of combat.
 
  • #578
"OK THEN I WON'T LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND!" Eric saw a bright flash far below them an Lucifer became nothing but ashes.
 
  • #579
Once again Lucifer regenerated. "And he can't actually be killed. Just stalled for a minute tops," Eric said. "Unless of course you have some weapon blessed and crafted by original God himself. But he's old testament and would kill you for the countless sins you have commited."
 
  • #580
"What sins?" Sky asked as he collapsed the temple.
 
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