Disgaea X2: Darkness Afterlude

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"Have you ever fully read the bible?" Eric asked dropping the bible aiming for Sky's head. "Technicaly it's a sin to use the bathroom."

WHAM!

The bible hit Lucifer killing him. "Or, I guess throwing sacred books at him kills him... Wimp."
 
  • #582
"Welp i'm gonna go lurk in my new castle maybe instal a warp pad..." Sky walked away from the now destroyed temple. The only undamaged things were the blood soaked statues of Azura and Sky that Sky carried away.
 
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"Huh. My son's not nearly as strong as people give him credit for," Cairo said, as the Devil's spirit took over him.

"Technically, it's not a sin to use the bathroom. The only sins that are true are the Ten Commandments. Otherwise, the other ones were made up by man," God said.

"My cult includes Satanists, believers in balance, and...oh, yeah, all Catholics," Cairo stated. "The world's largest religion. As if half the world worships a petty firebender," Cairo laughed, amused by Sky's belief that he had a bigger cult than two universal religions.
 
  • #584
"Hey at least my worshipers build statues that don't break from falling." Sky said as he had teams of penguins remodling the castle.
 
  • #585
"Either way, thou shall not steal. I know someone who's been eating nachos stolen via slipstream. And you know, thou shall not kill..."
 
  • #586
"Well when your dad is a god you learn that you are always right in this case me. So i say that murder and stealing are not sins if i'm the 1 doing it." Sky then teraformed hell into an icy version of hell.
 
  • #587
'Wow you made a hot place cold G frickin G mate, also really thou shalt not steal and thou shalt not kill can be broken by a kid . '
 
  • #588
"Yes, yes they can." Sky replied. "I make the rules now slso i learned blood magic from that satanic cult in the temple so now i have an unlimited source of power." Sky showed them 10 vials of Azura's blood. Then Azura's soul floated over and went back into his body. "Mission complete Sky and suprise we are now equal in power just don't get into a fight with me or we will turn into something like whatever his name was." Azura pointed to Cairo when he said this. "I see you made hell the place we will begin our conquest of the multiverse."
 
  • #589
"Conquering the Multiverse... Welp, I think we were all just played," Eric said. "Anyways... Gotta go!" A vortex opened up and closed nearly immediately after Eric entered.

In a location somewhere in hell

"Welp, I'm lost... At least I got away."
 
  • #590
"Well, the story isn't gonna progress until we get outta here, so let's keep it moving..." Luke said. The group walked into a large room with no doors, and as soon as everyone got into the room, the door behind then disappeared. "The hell?" Etna said.
 
  • #591
"Welp, we're dead," Eric said. "I wonder what creature will finish us off."
 
  • #592
"Eric you may die but no one else will." Sky told Eric.
 
  • #593
'Wow never thought I would say this but ... I agree with Sky!'
 
  • #594
"Oh shut up." Sky walked over to a massive hole in the center of the room.
 
  • #595
'Gasp (meant to be read as gasp) A Hole!'
 
  • #596
"Or, this is some sort of purgatory," Eric said to no one inparticular.
 
  • #597
Sky tossed a penny into the hole and the elemental dragons of fire, ice, water, earth, ether-nano, and etherion-nano flew out.(they have the level in order OVER 9000, OVER 9000 you get the idea. our levels under 30...) "Welp so much for my lucky penny!"
 
  • #598
'Wow dragons... Never seen those before' Sorata sounded sarcastic
 
  • #599
"Oh, they're going to try and kill us now, right?"
 
  • #600
'Probably who knows also bye Eric that Ether Nano really likes you'
 
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