Disgaea X2: Darkness Afterlude

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"I swear, boys are such pigs! You can't even hold your own in front of a girl! Im lookin' at you Sky!" Fuka said. "Are we really gonna do this again? Are you really challenging us? Are you challenging us to make a challenger reference, because its too soon, and too sad, and i don't have a good one. This calls for another battle of the sexes!" Axel said, pulling a banner for it out of nowhere.

"A battle of the sexes? Like, boys against girls?" Luke asked while a meep jumped on his head. "Yeah. Us guys obviously won last year, but the girls beat us up afterwards, so it was a moral victory, so to speak. But since we have more people, victory is garanteed! The lineup is:

Boys:
Axel
Azura
Luke
Sky
Eric
Sorata
Almaz
Taro

Girls:
Etna
Flonne
Fuka
Raspberyl
Hanako

"Thats not fair! You have eight to our five! So, we'll take Almaz. Its not too much of a handicap for you guys, is it?" Fuka said. "There is no way in hell im gonna admit defeat to a girl! Deal! Take him!" Luke said, and once again Almaz was forced to be on the girl team.

Alex pulled out a list labeled "Events". "Now, the events are listed as so:

1. Paintball war
2. Capture the flag
3. Ninja-ing
4. Snowball fight
5. Cooking
6. Storytelling
7. Colosseum brawl

"Thats about it." Axel said.
 
  • #922
"Capture the flag, Ninja-ing, Paintball, and snowball fighting will be a breeze. Also i'd like to switch with Almaz if it's not to much of a problem. I just want the teams to be fair and honestly I feel like Almaz will be more of a burden than a help to his team." Sky said as he walked over to the girls side.
 
  • #923
"Alright. Seems easy enou-"

"MEEP!"

"I think that the meeps want in, so for spectators, we have meep," Eric suggested.
 
  • #924
"No chance, ladies man. Get back on your side." Flonne said, and Sky walked back over with the boys. "Now, let the battle of the sexes commence!" Etna said.

Let the battle commence!!!

Event 1: Paintball War!

The boys had arrived to the forest early, as they wanted to scope out the playing field. "Okay guys, what are we gonna do today?" Luke asked. "WIN!!!" The boys said. "Oh will you?" A voice in the distance said. "The girls had just arrived, and in sexy gear looking like their gear could just slip off at any moment.

"W-wow ladies! Y-you look amazing!" Axel said. "Aww. You boys are so sweet! But we are gonna destroy you..." Flonne said. "We are so screwed." Luke said.
 
  • #925
Sky leaned into Lukes ear and whispered 2 words "Teleporting clones."
 
  • #926
Fuka shot Sky and Luke in the heads. "You do know we can hear everything your saying?" Fuka said. "Why do i get the feeling she's going for you first." Luke said, looking at Sky.
 
  • #927
"Playing mind games this early? This is how low you are willing to stoop?"
 
  • #928
The clone Fuka shot exploded into smoke. "Prepare to lose girls!" Sky yelled as the battle began. A few seconds later Sky teleported behind the girls and shot them all in the back. "Boys win!"
 
  • #929
The girls all ganged up on Sky by shooting him. And Fuka shot him right in the nether regions. "We havent even started yet. We all have to start in different positions. We get 30 seconds. And no teleporting or clones! Any voilation of these rules will result in immediate disqualification!" Flonne said. Everyone had taken their places, and the match had started.

"Okay, okay. Calm down Luke, you can do this." Luke said to himself.
 
  • #930
Sky began to run around at 70 mph Firing at the girls as he ran by. "Get rekt! Get rekt! Get rekt!" Sky tagged 3 girls before he ran into Fuka and both of them went tumbling into a net that rose and held them together tight enough to keep them from moving their arms or legs. "Before you say anything I just want you to know that when they find us it will be embarrassing."
 
  • #931
"This is your fault. What if someone looks up, they'll see my panties!" Fuka said, blushing. It was pretty clear they weren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Flonne snuck up on Luke and shot him in the head. "Ahahahaha!!!!" Flonne said, while running away. While she was running, she shot Eric, Sorata, and Axel. "AHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!" Flonne went completely crazy, then she ran into a tree.

With Etna, Raspberyl, and Hanako out, Almaz was left alone in the playing field.
 
  • #932
"Wait...I can teleport...why am I still here?" Sky tried to teleport and he screamed. Fuka heard the sound of a live wire and smelled burnt skin. "What...the..." Sky's head slumped over and ended up an inch away from Fuka's face.
 
  • #933
This made Fuka blush even more. "U-umm...w-wait! I have a survival knie in my back pocket!" Fuka started to cut the wire below her bottom. She kept this up for 5 minutes, and broke the bottom part of the net. Fuka and Sky plummeted to the ground, with Fuka sitting on top of Sky's chest. Unfortunately, they landed in another trap and ended up right where they started, this net even tighter, with their noses touching. "This blows." Fuka said.

Flonne had tagged Taro, met up with Almaz and went into hiding.

Azura, left alone in the forest, climbed up a tree and just started eating a sandwich.
 
  • #934
Sky started talking in his sleep. "Mom how do I get Fuka to like me the way I like her?" Sky shifted a little bit fuka and Sky's cheeks were touching now.
 
  • #935
Fuka's face turn a serious shade of red. "He...likes me? I-i don't...w-wha..." Fuka thought.

Azura, Flonne, and Almaz eventually met up, ready to shoot each other. Azura obviously went for Almaz first, since he was the easier target. Now it was just Azura and Flonne, husband and wife, soulmate against soulmate. They both fired at the same time, but both shots were able to get both of them out at the same time.

Now it was just Sky and Fuka...
 
  • #936
"Sky's eye's opened. "Huh...Fuka what are you... Uh... our faces are a little close don't you think?" Sky's face turned so red that he lit on fire and burned the net. They fell and landed on top of each other right as the others got there. Sky aimed his paintball gun at Fuka the other guys were cheering him on and he lowered the gun. "I can't do it. Go ahead and shoot me Fuka you guys win." Sky looked at the ground and waited for the paintball to hit him.
 
  • #937
"U-umm...i..can't do it." Fuka lowered her paintball gun. "Aww, are you two developing feelings for each other?" Etna said. "I knew this day would come!" Flonne stepped up, dragging Azura by the collar. "Now Sky, i love you with all my heart, but, FUKA, SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!" Flonne yelled.
 
  • #938
"I'll do it." Sky aimed Fuka's gun at himself and pulled the trigger.
 
  • #939
"Aww..." Everyone said at the same time. "S-shut up!" Fuka and Sky said.
 
  • #940
"IswearSkythatifyoucostusanymoreeventsIwillmurderyoujusttoressurectyousoIcanmurderyouagain," Eric whispered under his breath.
 
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