Kirby absorbs you, what power does he get?

[Marc]

This game is simple.

I'm pretty sure you've heard about Kirby already. Let's say he eats/absorbs you.

What power do you think he'd get?

 

[Bobcam7!]

This is a neat little game...

If Kirby ate me he would gain the power to sit on the ground, play video games, role play, check the Pedia, quote random Youtubers, and waste his/her/its life away! What am I doing with myself...

 

[Anime-Tem]

He would gain all of the powers in anime. The world is doomed.

 

[Livada]

He would gain the power to laze around questioning his existence

 

[3905]

He'd get the power to become a huge fan of himself.

 

[Anime-Tem]

He'd get the power to become a huge fan of himself.

I can imagine it. Kirby is in a battle and he just fanboys everyone to death.

 

[18]

He'd gain the power of being rock'n'roll \: D/ and of cackling madly after flaunting his extra-sharp wit.

 

[Anime-Tem]

He'd gain the power of being rock'n'roll \: D/ and of cackling madly after flaunting his extra-sharp wit.

Imagine kirby outsmarting people and then hitting them over the head with a guitar and cackling madly the whole time.

 

[2071]

Imagine kirby outsmarting people and then hitting them over the head with a guitar and cackling madly the whole time.

Don't forget the part where he flings his legs at X miles per hour

 

[Anime-Tem]

Don't forget the part where he flings his legs at X miles per hour

I thought that would be too much.

 

[9070]

gain the power to be nice

ouch

 

[T-Player Guy]

So Kirby absorbs me,heh?Let me think this straight...

I'd think he'd get the ability to become a puzzle and mystery juggernaut type,always looking forward to go behind for the solution for a certain case,big or small.
He would also be able to do drawings frequently as an little extra bonus.

 

[AngelsShadow]

If Kirby absorbed me he would, probably get a crap ton of food allergies and food sensitivities, thus never be able to eat anything ever again. And he could play guitar pretty well and fly with angels wings.

I have a thing for angels. Just look at my sig and avi

 

[Knight Rain]

he'd get the power to study in school for 8 hours a day XD

 

[PersonSP]

He'd acquire a very peculiar skill set.
First of all, he becomes a mega talent at sleeping. From controlling his dreams to being able to wake up thinking "it's 6:00" and it is. Not super useful, but oh well.
He'd also get the urge to draw and doodle on *everything* and an occasional existential crisis.

He'd better spit me out though, 'cause he's gonna get an attitude too.

 

[24460]

He would get the ability to offend anybody in a five mile radius within a half hour

 

[SmashChamp]

He would get the ability to get insanely hyped over games, love eating ( If he didn't already XP ) and make a game.

 

[Zukrad]

He would get the ability to dissapoint his parents, family, and everyone around him!!



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Also the power to drink an unhealthy amount of Canada Dry Lemon Soda

 

[PersonSP]

He would get the ability to dissapoint his parents, family, and everyone around him!!



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Also the power to drink an unhealthy amount of Canada Dry Lemon Soda

Wow, that sounds kind of depressing. Want to talk about it?

 

[oshul]

kirby would have autism















oh and be able to use water moves and stuff