Kirby absorbs you, what power does he get?

[TerraKnight]

He'd get the power to unironically play Minecraft

 

[Knight]

Humans don't have any remarkable powers, so...

 

[JJsquirtle]

Kirby would gain godlike intellect, every mental illness under the sun, an evil persona, and the potential to cause the apocalypse... Don't eat me. Just don't.

 

[Danominator]

In Meta Knight's Spanish anime voice...

"It is...Editor Kirby! He can overtake the world with his skills in Adobe Premiere!"

...what am I doing. xD

 

[PersonSP]

In Meta Knight's Spanish anime voice...

"It is...Editor Kirby! He can overtake the world with his skills in Adobe Premiere!"

...what am I doing. xD

Writing a great spin-off, that's what. If we can have detective Pikachu, I am sure there's room for Editor Kirby.

Okay, so Kirby would get drawing skills from me and the inexplicable urge to burst into song at random times.

 

[Danominator]

Writing a great spin-off, that's what. If we can have detective Pikachu, I am sure there's room for Editor Kirby.

Okay, so Kirby would get drawing skills from me and the inexplicable urge to burst into song at random times.

poyo

 

[PersonSP]

poyo

Exactly

 

[Prime]

kirby would get social anxiety

 

[luigiFTW]

If kirby ate me he would be skinny and unable to become a fat marshmallow again no matter how much he eats. He also will have difficulty talking to women in person.
Im so lonely

 

[Rosey]

Kirby would be able to read books pretty fast.

 

[Danominator]

Kirby would be able to read books pretty fast.