pickup lines

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In this thread you can post any pick up lines you've heard or seen before and liked ;) I'll start off with a few
-are you korean? Because I think you're my seol-mate
-do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
 
Did it hurt????? When you fell from Heaven, Did it hurt?
 
Here's three good ones:

1. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me.
3. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
 
Why don't I use my "Longshot" in your "Water Temple?"
;)
Why don't I call you King Dodongo... Cause I just exploded in your mouth.
;)
You don't have to press a button to turn me on.
;)
I hope you brought a diamond pickaxe... 'cause I'm harder than obsidian.
;););););););););););););););););););););););););););););)

I just realized that these are more sex jokes than pickup lines... Close enough.
 
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
 
"You're pretty." (although you should wait a little before saying this or it can come across as downright creepy)

"You have nice hair."

Simplicity :love:
 
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Wii U be my valentine?
 
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Ay gurl, u belive in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
 
Sadly all the ones I like are fandom related :rotfl:

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

Okay my favorite Supernatural ones

Where you born beautiful or did you make a deal with the crossroads demon?

You must be a yellow-eyed demon because you're my obsession

You must be a Siren because I'm falling for your voice

Doctor Who:

Are you a weeping Angel, because I can't take my eyes off you









 
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Girl, are you Chinese? Cuz I'm CHINA get away from you.


....Oh, wait, I see why I can't get girls now.
 
  • #11
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
 
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You must be a library book cause I'm checking you out. ;)
 
  • #13
Oh come on!!!! Don't tell me that the princess is in another castle!!!!!!
 
  • #14
*Fans the person* You're looking pretty hot today ;)
 
  • #15
  • do you mind? you're blocking the sun with your shining smile!
  • i need glasses.... i just can't see my life without you.
  • if you were Monday, i would skip the weekends.
  • psst... psst... hey... "what you want?" to get closer to you...
  • i thought i heard you calling me "no, i didn't" sorry, i'll need to pay attention, and an ice-cream for you.
  • can i ask you: why you're hurt my? "not i'm not" yes you're crush me.
 
  • #16
(Hahaha I can't take that seriously xD ^)

Post some good pick-up lines, just for fun ^^

Legend of Zelda Lines:
  • You make my heart go skyward!
  • I don't need Lost Woods to get lost in your eyes.
  • If you don't say "yes," I'm going to have to Triforce! (jk)
 
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  • #17
I like this one. My friend told me this and I still don't get it but I'll just tell you anyways to help you out...AHEM...

Are you a match? Cause you just lit a fire in my heart.....

I still don't get it....
 
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I like this one. My friend told me this and I still don't get it but I'll just tell you anyways to help you out...AHEM...

Are you a match? Cause you just lit a fire in my heart.....

I still don't get it....
Click to expand...
Matches light fires...
 
  • #19
I was told to save a princess but why would I do that when there's a goddess in front of me.
 
  • #20
"pls respond"

always gets em
 
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