pickup lines

  • Thread starter Knight Rain
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  • #21
If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U next to I.

Do your shoulders feel heavy?.....it's because I have a crush on you.
 
  • #22
Are you a dustmite? Cause you cause my heart to stop when I sneeze cause I'm allergic <3
 
  • #23
Oh gosh, this is the best one I have:

Um, hey, how are you doing today?

As for one I heard:

I may not be Kevin Durant (the pokemon) but with you, I can be Absol-ute.
 
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  • #24
I think my mouth went sore from so much laughter xD oh my god
 
  • #25
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
 
  • #26
Crush: *sneezes*

Me: I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did
 
  • #27
That topic made me so, so sad. ><
 
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  • #28
hey do you play undertale because undyne to meet you.

PS did anyone see markiplier and tyler voice undyne XD
 
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