The Misquotation Trolling Thread

[ThedmanPedia]

Dude, I'm retarded ._.

I am so sorry for you.

 

[Kryce]

I know how you feel.

I am so sorry for both of you .

 

[ThedmanPedia]

I am so sorry for neither of you jerks .

How rude!

 

[Kryce]

Daaaah Okay!

you did accept that apology after all

 

[ThedmanPedia]

I did become smart after all

Good for you!

 

[Kryce]

I wish I could become smart like you!

don't worry you'll become one day !

 

[ThedmanPedia]

don't worry I'll get out of prison one day !

How did you get a computer in prison?

 

[Rudro-Haiku]

Why am i talking about computers? And why am .:I:. in prison?!

I wonder too. You guys shift places or something? I bet Kryce over powered your brains.

 

[18]

I had a supercomputer implanted into my brain as a kid to make me somewhat more intelligent. It worked, but sometimes I make these pinging sounds.

Why would they do that to you?

 

[Rudro-Haiku]

Why would they want to implant a chip into your head when there was so much of empty space in mine?

Why do you ask?

 

[ThedmanPedia]

Why did I die?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! REFERENCE TO OBSCURE VIDEO GAME! Also, he's a ghost.

 

[Rudro-Haiku]

I scream like a girl.

 

[ThedmanPedia]

My face feels like pants.

What the derp does that even mean!? P.s. The video game I was referencing was Ghosttrick: Phantom Detective. There is a remake on the apple App Store, it's free but there's iap for extra levels. Like if you've never heard of it.

 

[Rudro-Haiku]

What the derp does that even mean!? P.s. The video game I was referencing was Ghosttrick: Phantom Detective. There is a remake on the apple App Store, it's free but there's iap for extra levels. Like if you've never heard of it.

I %@!%-ing loved Ghost Trick. Played it 5 times in the first 24 hours I bought the game.
Two things:
1)This is not misquotation.
2)I apologize for my use of 'vocabulary' but that just proves I'd break rules to show my infatuation with the game.
I take all the blame.

 

[3dsatackman]

I am %@!% a Ghost
I never take the blame.

 

[Kryce]

I ... I have nothing to say ...

that happens don't worry about it

 

[ThedmanPedia]

i pooped please worry about it

TMI, man. You're supposed to post that stuff on Facebook.

 

[ThedmanPedia]

I %@!%-ing loved Ghost Trick. Played it 5 times in the first 24 hours I bought the game.
Two things:
1)This is not misquotation.
2)I apologize for my use of 'vocabulary' but that just proves I'd break rules to show my infatuation with the game.
I take all the blame.

NOT MISQUOTATION! I know, right?

 

[Rudro-Haiku]

I think Facebook is made with poop.

I bet you have a Facebook account.

 

[Kryce]

I bet poop's color is blue

that's unhealthy ! you should consult a doctor !