Things to say that will pick up some girls

[PersonSP]

This is one of those threads that get more hilarious every post

Well it's pretty suited for stupid answers after al.

Hey gurl, are you a 3DS? Cause I'd like to spend all day in bed with you.

 

[2205]

"Hey"

Works with me.

 

[CheeseFlavouredCake]

This thread is just way too hilarious! I can't wait to see everything else you guys come up with.

 

[atomic_ian]

If you want to know a pick-up line that will instantly get a slap across the face at best, then do not use this one:
"hey are you McDonald´s cause I´m lovin´ it" that´s the worst existing thing in the world of pick-up lines. Though I would LOVE it if someone used it in front of me and with me as the witness, though that´s yet to happen.

 

[TheSpiritedWarrior]

Aww.... You are a terrible person, and you gotta prove it to me that you aren't.

A typical cliche, competition and such and bamb, she's all yours once you win

 

[Kawaki]

I never had a boyfriend, but this one is interesting all the same: You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day. I can't think of any others, but I hope that helped, but I would have no experience in that. I'm kind of a solitary one. Honestly, I think pick up lines are pointless. It the person's personality is like, not what kind of pick up lines they can come up with.

 

[24460]

While I don't believe pick up lines actually work on their own, they can work if they're cheesy enough to make someone laugh, then get to know you

 

[Kawaki]

Na, I prefer when people are themselves. I don't want to see some temper personality. I want to see them. So I can learn to love them, and not that other personality. I'm not picky about what kind of personality someone has, as long as it is pleasant to be around. So no, fakes get fake love.

 

[Mr. Kream]

"Does this smell like chlorophorm?"

Also,heres a response to one stupid line
Pick up line"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"
Correct Answer:"Did you smash your head when you dropped out of school?"

hmm,let me think about a actual line that wont end up in someone calling the police....
"Go with me and youll have a future on the street"(PEOPLE LIKE ARDVENTURES,RIGHT??????")

This reminds me of American Pie,
"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
"YEESSSSSS!!!"

Trade secret though, no one's got better pick up lines than old ladies, go ask yo grandma's.
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#imafraidofthedarkwillyousleepwithme?
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[Whovian#1]

I can't give you advice on how to pick up girls, because I've never done it myself (not that I've ever tried mind you). I will say this though, I HATE PICK-UP LINES. If somebody used a pick up line on me that would just instantly rule out the possibility of me ever going out with them. (oh the irony). That is why I will never use pick up lines because I would hate being on the other end of it.

 

[Kawaki]

I can't give you advice on how to pick up girls, because I've never done it myself (not that I've ever tried mind you). I will say this though, I HATE PICK-UP LINES. If somebody used a pick up line on me that would just instantly rule out the possibility of me ever going out with them. (oh the irony). That is why I will never use pick up lines because I would hate being on the other end of it.

Agreed! By the way, are you a guy or not because certain things you say are misleading me.

 

[Whovian#1]

@TIGER2 Yes I'm a guy, sorry for confusing you.

Girls can still use pick lines on guys, granted I've never seen it being done by a girl, but it could still happen.