Things to say that will pick up some girls

[Nintendo Marvel fan]

Funny: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I can't give anything serious because I'm terrible with people in general. my expertise is getting them away

Seriously

 

[Iridium Winter]

I would politely tell you to annoy someone else if you tried that on me. I really can't stand pick-up lines. If you want to start something with a girl, just say "Hey", start a conversation and see where it goes. Pick-up lines about eyes are still classier than some other things I've heard but you'd be better of just acting like a normal person.

Now, for REALLY terrible pick-up lines:
"Hey gurl, I see you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch."
"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face looks smashed in."
Or a classic: "Hey gurl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
The direct approach: "Nice shoes"

One not so terrible (but still worse than none at all):
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line"

Anti pick up lines are what those are called.
It's too bad mirrors can't talk. Fortunately for you, they can't laugh, either.

 

[Slayerpon Tatsu]

Or you know, not treat females as objects and tell them straight up after few hang out sessions with friends. You know, like how classy people do it

 

[dilawer]

Handsome guys don't have to use pick-up lines ever. So, I wouldn't know.

 

[Blue Knight]

Handsome guys don't have to use pick-up lines ever. So, I wouldn't know.

Oh my

 

[Pookie]

Handsome guys don't have to use pick-up lines ever. So, I wouldn't know.

Me neither

Oh my

Get a life. You know Azura left you a week ago

 

[Blue Knight]

Me neither

Get a life. You know Azura left you a week ago

So? I have Camilla and Lucina too

 

[Iridium Winter]

"Here, hold my drink while I go take a dump"
If she says yes, she's a keeper.

 

[Slayerpon Tatsu]

Handsome guys don't have to use pick-up lines ever. So, I wouldn't know.

Because all the girls run the other way. Running faster than sonic using full boost on a dash panel

 

[dilawer]

Because all the girls run the other way. Running faster than sonic using full boost on a dash panel

That's sad, son. You should try taking a bath sometime. It might help.

 

[Slayerpon Tatsu]

That's sad, son. You should try taking a bath sometime. It might help.

I prefer showers, bathing in your own filth would t be very helpful. Also, why would I be sad? I'm too happy

 

[PersonSP]

"Here, hold my drink while I go take a dump"
If she says yes, she's a keeper.

That's pretty true.

Because all the girls run the other way. Running faster than sonic using full boost on a dash panel

That's sad, son. You should try taking a bath sometime. It might help.

I prefer showers, bathing in your own filth would t be very helpful. Also, why would I be sad? I'm too happy

Hey gurls, do you wanyt some water cause you're on fiyah. <Also, apply cold water to the burned area.>

 

[Slayerpon Tatsu]

That's pretty true.




Hey gurls, do you wanyt some water cause you're on fiyah. <Also, apply cold water to the burned area.>

I'm pretty moderate These roast couldn't even start a match

 

[4362]

"Does this smell like chlorophorm?"

Also,heres a response to one stupid line
Pick up line"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"
Correct Answer:"Did you smash your head when you dropped out of school?"

hmm,let me think about a actual line that wont end up in someone calling the police....
"Go with me and youll have a future on the street"(PEOPLE LIKE ARDVENTURES,RIGHT??????")

 

[Skittyskull]

Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

I honestly love pick up lines as long as they aren't sexual and are just goofy and corny in nature lol. I never got why some girls get offended by it, but I respect other peoples opinions. I also like it when someone makes awesome refrences to the shows I watch.

 

[Neofang64]

Hey gurl...
I have a forklift.

...I'll see myself out...

 

[FLCL]

 

[Link Master]

NetFlix and Chill Kappa

 

[PersonSP]

Hey gurl, is it a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? *Gets hit with a chair*

Hey gurl, did you escape from a mental hospital? 'Cause you've got some crazy good looks.

 

[Blue Knight]

This is one of those threads that get more hilarious every post