Robyn
The Ace Inquisitor
Towns Folk
Eveyone says that Fi is a bad partner and annoying, but I'm just curious why deep deep down people hate her. I found an article explaining things people hate, and I will contradict them.
1. She has no personality.
She was created by Hylia. Obviously she isn't intended to have one because her duty from HYLIA is to lead Link on his Destiny.
2. Her advice is unsolicited and useless.
Um, no? It helps you out with things obviously if you're too dim to figure things out. :3
3. You can't skip anything she says. You can at least fast forward with the OoT owl.
So you are being forced to read? Just because a partner says something, doesn't mean you have to read it. Like seriously.
4. She repeats things that game just told you. Game: "You got the beetle!" Fi: "Master, you got the beetle!"
If she did that, it'd be adorable. She gives you a better explanation of objects incase you still do not understood.
5. Worst singer since Ke$ha.
....what?
6. She gives you answers to puzzles before you even attempt them.
When? XD And again you don't have to listen and stuff.
7. Dowsing abilities unlock arbitrarily.
You. Don't. Have. To. Use. It.
8. If you do need help with a puzzle, she tells you something totally unrelated.
Adorable. And you were just complaining about her help. XD
9. Her enemy combat info is only available for enemies you've already thoroughly figured out.
She tells you how to defeat them? Like...what?
10. Her soundbyte is really, really annoying, and too similar to Midna's.
Unimportant?
11. Where is she getting these statistics from?
Her magic mind created by Hylia. Obviously. She can drowse so...
12. She's bossy, despite calling you "master."
Not really.
13. Her fives seconds where she shows a hint of emotion in the ending. Why the sudden change? Am I supposed to care all of a sudden too?
Yes xD.
14. She emphasizes how bad the pacing is.
What?
15. Absurdity. "Master, I will call the robot using telepathic transmission."
Unimportant.
16. Dat haircut.
Is fabulous.
17. She represents Nintendo not listening to its fanbase. Navi was annoying, and the consensus was that we'd like the interruptions toned down. Fifteen years later, we have a much more grating sidekick. That's the opposite of what we wanted, and it's disrespectful.
So there's a bunch of reasons; pick your favorite.
1. She has no personality.
She was created by Hylia. Obviously she isn't intended to have one because her duty from HYLIA is to lead Link on his Destiny.
2. Her advice is unsolicited and useless.
Um, no? It helps you out with things obviously if you're too dim to figure things out. :3
3. You can't skip anything she says. You can at least fast forward with the OoT owl.
So you are being forced to read? Just because a partner says something, doesn't mean you have to read it. Like seriously.
4. She repeats things that game just told you. Game: "You got the beetle!" Fi: "Master, you got the beetle!"
If she did that, it'd be adorable. She gives you a better explanation of objects incase you still do not understood.
5. Worst singer since Ke$ha.
....what?
6. She gives you answers to puzzles before you even attempt them.
When? XD And again you don't have to listen and stuff.
7. Dowsing abilities unlock arbitrarily.
You. Don't. Have. To. Use. It.
8. If you do need help with a puzzle, she tells you something totally unrelated.
Adorable. And you were just complaining about her help. XD
9. Her enemy combat info is only available for enemies you've already thoroughly figured out.
She tells you how to defeat them? Like...what?
10. Her soundbyte is really, really annoying, and too similar to Midna's.
Unimportant?
11. Where is she getting these statistics from?
Her magic mind created by Hylia. Obviously. She can drowse so...
12. She's bossy, despite calling you "master."
Not really.
13. Her fives seconds where she shows a hint of emotion in the ending. Why the sudden change? Am I supposed to care all of a sudden too?
Yes xD.
14. She emphasizes how bad the pacing is.
What?
15. Absurdity. "Master, I will call the robot using telepathic transmission."
Unimportant.
16. Dat haircut.
Is fabulous.
17. She represents Nintendo not listening to its fanbase. Navi was annoying, and the consensus was that we'd like the interruptions toned down. Fifteen years later, we have a much more grating sidekick. That's the opposite of what we wanted, and it's disrespectful.
So there's a bunch of reasons; pick your favorite.