Corrupt A wish!

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Granted, but someone stole all the games as they were shipped and there won’t be more till 2020. And the hackers broke the eshop.

I wish i could sleep and wake up at my will.
 
  • #2,102
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Granted but you can automatically wake up randomly even though nothing is currently making a sound. You also can't wake up from a nightmare or dream, or something like that.

I wish for Stuff that I can use.
 
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Granted but you can automatically wake up randomly even though nothing is currently making a sound. You also can't wake up from a nightmare or dream, or something like that.

I wish for Stuff that I can use.
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Granted, but the stuff that you can use is only used once, before it breaks down.
I wish for a cookie the size of Earth :eyes:
 
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Granted, but the stuff that you can use is only used once, before it breaks down.
I wish for a cookie the size of Earth :eyes:
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Granted but since it is the size of earth, you must eat it in space, while having enough oxygen to breathe, and hoping it doesn't get rotten.

I wish I had ideas
 
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Granted but since it is the size of earth, you must eat it in space, while having enough oxygen to breathe, and hoping it doesn't get rotten.

I wish I had ideas
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Granted, but all of them were bad and now people think you're a weird psychopath.
I want a nice warm hug :D
 
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Granted, but the warm hug is too warm, and burns you to death.

I wish I had a lady friend (if you catch my drift) :p
 
  • #2,107
Granted, but the warm hug is too warm, and burns you to death.

I wish I had a lady friend (if you catch my drift) :p
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Granted, but she was so horrible that you broke up with each other. R.I.P.
I wish @ShinyEevee replied to this thread :eyes3:
 
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Granted! But ShinyEevee replies too many times to the thread and gets banned from Nintenpedia.

I wish that I could find a shiny Komala.
 
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Granted! But ShinyEevee replies too many times to the thread and gets banned from Nintenpedia.

I wish that I could find a shiny Komala.
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Granted, but then later found out it was a fake shiny, with spray painted fur. ;-;
I wish I had every game that I want.
 
  • #2,110
(btw, Shiny Komala's fur does not change color. only the log does)

Granted but you are now broke.

I wish that I got a lot of PC.
 
  • #2,111
(btw, Shiny Komala's fur does not change color. only the log does)

Granted but you are now broke.

I wish that I got a lot of PC.
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500 pc is alot
 
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(btw, Shiny Komala's fur does not change color. only the log does)

Granted but you are now broke.

I wish that I got a lot of PC.
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Not granted, you already have a lot
Granted, but you can no longer gain pc. In fact, you have a loan, and now you will have negative pc eventually.
I want a normal wish.
 
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Granted but something went wrong and it turned out to be an abnormal wish

I wish that this wish does not come true.
 
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  • #2,114
Granted, but everyone was confused by your wish and now hates you.

I wish I could kiss a real anime girl.
 
  • #2,115
Granted, but everyone was confused by your wish and now hates you.

I wish I could kiss a real anime girl.
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Which one :sneaky:
 
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Granted, but everyone was confused by your wish and now hates you.

I wish I could kiss a real anime girl.
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Granted, and it was the best kiss of your life! But sadly the girl talked about this to everyone when you told her not to. :eyes2:
I wish that I could come up with more creative corruptions ;-;
 
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Granted, and it was the best kiss of your life! But sadly the girl talked about this to everyone when you told her not to. :eyes2:
I wish that I could come up with more creative corruptions ;-;
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Actually, if that really happened, I would be the happiest man alive.

Granted, but then everyone hates you for corrupting their wishes, and bans you from Pedia.

I wish there were more items in the Pedia Emporium.
 
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Actually, if that really happened, I would be the happiest man alive.

Granted, but then everyone hates you for corrupting their wishes, and bans you from Pedia.

I wish there were more items in the Pedia Emporium.
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Granted but you can’t buy any more

I wish I had a lot of pc
 
  • #2,119
Granted, but you can’t spend any.

I wish that everyone on this site could have an awesome life.
 
  • #2,120
Granted, but you can’t spend any.

I wish that everyone on this site could have an awesome life.
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Granted but you can’t have an awesome life :eyes2:

I wish that I had a lot of money in my steam wallet
 
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