Corrupt A wish!

[Samster]

Granted but you can’t have an awesome life

I wish that I had a lot of money in my steam wallet

Granted, but you get locked out of your Steam profile for eternity.

I wish that @AricAttack would stop stalking me.

 

[AricAttack]

Granted, but you get locked out of your Steam profile for eternity.

I wish that @AricAttack would stop stalking me.

Granted but @Roxra stalks you from now on

I wish that Marc was on every second of the hour

 

[Duster]

Granted, but you get locked out of your Steam profile for eternity.

I wish that @AricAttack would stop stalking me.

Granted, but now you have to stalk him 24/7, and you are unable to tell him why.
I wish I had another Pedian dream

 

[Duster]

Granted but @Roxra stalks you from now on

I wish that Marc was on every second of the hour

Granted, but he never talks to you anymore. Rip.
I wish Aric would stop corrupting before me

 

[AricAttack]

Granted, but he never talks to you anymore. Rip.
I wish Aric would stop corrupting before me

Granted but it doesn’t happen

I wish everyone here was rich

 

[Duster]

Granted but it doesn’t happen

I wish everyone here was rich

Granted, but you aren't rich anymore, and you are now considered a muggle.
I wish that Sam gave me the amazing amount of 1 pc instead of 50 sad pc

 

[Samster]

Granted, but Sam changed his mind and sent you 50 pc again.

I wish I had a $5 eShop Code

 

[AricAttack]

Granted, but Sam changed his mind and sent you 50 pc again.

I wish I had a $5 eShop Code

Granted but you can’t use it

I wish Sam would give me 50 pc

 

[Samster]

Granted but you can’t use it

I wish Sam would give me 50 pc

Granted, and Sam doesn’t corrupt this wish (for once).

I wish I had some bacon.

 

[Duster]

Granted but you can’t use it

I wish Sam would give me 50 pc

Granted, but instead it turned out to be 0 pc, and you read it wrong.
I wish Aric would give me the amazing amount of 1 pc like always

 

[Duster]

Granted, and Sam doesn’t corrupt this wish (for once).

I wish I had some bacon.

Granted, but instead it's trash shaped like bacon
I wish @Samster123 didn't corrupt a post before I did

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, and Sam doesn’t corrupt this wish (for once).

I wish I had some bacon.

Granted but I ate it, so technically you get the tiny remainings.

I wish people will stop replying too fast (That goes to you @Roxra)

 

[Samster]

RIP this is too hard. I’m out.

 

[Duster]

Granted but I ate it, so technically you get the tiny remainings.

I wish people will stop replying to fast

Granted, but instead we didn't and I said no u.
I wish Agentperson replied more.

 

[Duster]

RIP this is too hard. I’m out.

That's this thread for you

 

[AricAttack]

That's this thread for you

Granted but you can never join again

I wish I had as much of a eridan used to have

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, but instead we didn't and I said no u.
I wish Agentperson replied more.

Granted but now you have to start over with post count.

I wish to see a video of you and @Samster123 100% Freedom Dive in A Rhythm game

 

[Agentperson]

Granted but you can never join again

I wish I had as much of a eridan used to have

Granted but now you have to start over with post count.

I wish to see a video of you and @Samster123 100% Freedom Dive in A Rhythm game

[EDIT]Granted but nobody cares or don't know the meaning

I also wish you did it too

 

[Duster]

[EDIT]Granted but nobody cares or don't know the meaning

I also wish you did it too

Isn't that a really hard beatmap in osu or something?
Granted, but it was... *intense* and killed me.
I wish I didn't die.

 

[Agentperson]

Isn't that a really hard beatmap in osu or something?

Pretty much
(I expect nothing more than spelling errors)