Corrupt A wish!

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  • #2,161
Granted but it was me

I wish I could follow my priorities
 
  • #2,162
Grandet but that's the only thing you'll be able to do in life

I wish I could meet the people I look up to.
 
  • #2,163
Your wish is granted...

However, once you do you will no longer look up to them.

I wish I were better at Smash Bros., to be honest.
 
  • #2,164
Grandet but that's the only thing you'll be able to do in life.
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That is actually really good thx.

Your wish is granted...

However, once you do you will no longer look up to them.

I wish I were better at Smash Bros., to be honest.
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Granted but only a little bit better and you are unable to be honest.

I want access to vr stuff for free..
 
  • #2,165
I want access to vr stuff for free..
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Granted, but...
Breaking news! Cave Johnson and a team of scientists confirm: VR causes eyeball cancer.
Sorry.

I wish Nintendo would fix the Virtual Boy!
 
  • #2,166
I wish Nintendo would fix the Virtual Boy!
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It is fixed. Onto your head. Forever
 
  • #2,167
It is fixed. Onto your head. Forever
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Ooh, that's a bad one. Very "Black Mirror."
 
  • #2,168
I wish I could forget the terrible images my eyes have seen
 
  • #2,169
Granted, but it turns out there was a side-effect of you also forgetting the fantastic images.
I wish I had a week left to wait for my classes to start instead of two weeks.
 
  • #2,170
Granted but everyone else hates you for wanting to start your classes one week early

I wish I was good at science.
 
  • #2,171
Granted. You are good at science but not the other subjects.

I wish for something
 
  • #2,172
Granted. You are good at science but not the other subjects.

I wish for something
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Granted but nothing happens
I wish I could get a switch for my friends
 
  • #2,173
you do, but it only turns on a light

i wish i had a better laptop
 
  • #2,174
you do, but it only turns on a light

i wish i had a better laptop
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Granted but it can’t play any games
I wish I had more games for my gaming laptop
 
  • #2,175
you chose Steam for your games
which got hacked
and you lost the games to a virus
and then the laptop

i wish for switch games
 
  • #2,176
you chose Steam for your games
which got hacked
and you lost the games to a virus
and then the laptop

i wish for switch games
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granted but you can’t get the gold points
I wish to be mod ;~;
 
  • #2,177
granted but you can’t get the gold points
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I dont really use them anyways

Your mod app is put in front of a jury (of my friends)
and they say no because i didnt get my gold points

i wish to be rich
 
  • #2,178
I dont really use them anyways

Your mod app is put in front of a jury (of my friends)
and they say no because i didnt get my gold points

i wish to be rich
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Granted but I get to choose what you spend it on
I wish to be a pro overwatch player
 
  • #2,179
you are, but everyone else exploits a glitch you dont know about to get better

i wish for some control of the money
 
  • #2,180
you are, but everyone else exploits a glitch you dont know about to get better

i wish for some control of the money
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Granted but you can only spend some of it
I wish I was a sponsor for this site
 
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