Corrupt A wish!

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  • #2,461
Granted, but just like your wish, my corruption is not as creative

I wish @Asriel_Dreemurr629 learned how to rickroll better in a different thread (you know which one Asriel)
 
  • #2,462
Wish granted, but your rickrolling skills get worse in exchange.
I wish for the telly vs TV debate to stop because it's especially prevalent here in Ireland
 
  • #2,463
Granted, but just like your wish, my corruption is not as creative

I wish @Asriel_Dreemurr629 learned how to rickroll better in a different thread (you know which one Asriel)
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But you fell for it you clicked the link
 
  • #2,464
Wish granted, but your rickrolling skills get worse in exchange.
I wish for the telly vs TV debate to stop because it's especially prevalent here in Ireland
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Granted. Everyone now calls them E.D.T.S.T.T.P.C.E. which stands for Electronic Devices That Show Things That People Call Entertainment. Don't ask why.

I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted.
 
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  • #2,465
Granted, but all your save files corrupt

I wish for some Coca-Cola
 
  • #2,466
Wish granted, but it instantly goes flat.
I wish for nothing
 
  • #2,467
Wish granted, but it instantly goes flat.
I wish for nothing
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Eh... flat coke is still great

Granted, you are given anti-matter that creates a black hole, blipping you out of existence

I wish for pie
 
  • #2,468
Eh... flat coke is still great

Granted, you are given anti-matter that creates a black hole, blipping you out of existence

I wish for pie
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Granted, but it was raspberry pie which is one of my favourites so I ate it.

I wish for 10 bottles of water.
 
  • #2,469
Granted, but it was raspberry pie which is one of my favourites so I ate it.

I wish for 10 bottles of water.
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granted, but the actual bottles are made of water, causing them to spill everywhere.

i wish to meet all of my online friends irl
 
  • #2,470
Granted, but one of them is a serial killer and kills you

I don't wish for anything
 
  • #2,471
Granted, everything will be taken away from you, and you will be left in an empty void

I wish for a front row seat to see an underflow in physics (in binary, when 00000000 underflows, it becomes 11111111 (256) and causes issues, because binary cant go into negative integers)
 
  • #2,472
Granted, everything will be taken away from you, and you will be left in an empty void

I wish for a front row seat to see an underflow in physics (in binary, when 00000000 underflows, it becomes 11111111 (256) and causes issues, because binary cant go into negative integers)
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Granted. But no corruption cuz i dont understand.

I wish i could understand what marioluigi typed
 
  • #2,473
Granted. But no corruption cuz i dont understand.

I wish i could understand what marioluigi typed
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Granted, when something gets too light it suddenly becomes infinitely dense and becomes a black hole killing us all.

I wish I was smart.
 
  • #2,474
Granted, when something gets too light it suddenly becomes infinitely dense and becomes a black hole killing us all.

I wish I was smart.
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Granted, but now you are extremely lazy. (It's a fair trade honestly)

I wish I never had the idea to bump this thread.
 
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  • #2,475
Granted, but now you are extremely lazy. (It's a fair trade honestly)

I wish I never had the idea to bump this thread.
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Granted, but the idea of you ever bumping a thread ever again will never happen.

I wish for a bigger closet to store my boxes.
 
  • #2,476
Granted. But all your boxes disappear.

I wish i had no wish
 
  • #2,477
Granted. But all your boxes disappear.

I wish i had no wish
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Granted, you just gave yourself a wish by saying i wish i had no wish therefore you wished for something

I wish that I could sleep right now
 
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  • #2,478
Granted, you just gave yourself a wish by saying i wish i had no wish therefore you wished for something

I wish that I could sleep right now
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Granted. You never wake up...


I wish i never slept
 
  • #2,479
I wish i never slept
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Granted. Since now you have never slept in your life, you're the person to live the longest wtihout sleeping. However, you later die of a heart attack.

I wish for Chips Ahoy.
 
  • #2,480
Granted but they are slightly expired and if you open them all you see is tortilla chips.

I wish for snow.
 
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