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Granted. But you forget how to count.Granted but you have to legally change your name to ProJared.
I wish I could determine RNG in every timeline of human history at any given point.
Granted. But you dont know how to do it.Granted, but your next 3 wishes will be heavlily corrupted by the genie
I wish for something to do
Granted. You get 2 electronic chips that are so technologically advanced, no one knows how to use them.Granted. But you dont know how to do it.
I wish for chips
Granted. But you cant ever touch another console or game for the rest of your life.Granted. You get 2 electronic chips that are so technologically advanced, no one knows how to use them.
I wish for a working n64 and a working OOT cartridge
Granted, but the chips were with a very runny liquid barbecue sauce.Granted. But you cant ever touch another console or game for the rest of your life.
I wish for barbecue chips.
Granted. Everyone dies and u have no one to play online withgranted but they are burnt up
I wish I could play online without a subscripton
That is not a wish the Wish Corrupter Machine can understand. Please consider trying again.Granted. Everyone dies and u have no one to play online with
Granted. You are now addicted to Cookie Clicker.I wish for a cookie
Granted. The wish machine misunderstands your wish and you instead turn donald trump into a cookie.Granted, but the cookie isnt properly made
I wish for the biggest, properly made cookie that nothing else could trump
Wish granted, but now there's someone more worse than justin bieber.Granted. The wish machine misunderstands your wish and you instead turn donald trump into a cookie.
I wish for justin beiber to disappear from earth
Granted. No corruption here. Just you and your jelly fish.Granted you are sentenced to death by lethal injection.
I wish for a pet jellyfish.
Granted, but it destroyed your hair and now you're bald.Granted, but you choke on it
I wish for light blue hair