Corrupt A wish!

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  • #2,481
Granted, but it immediately melts because its so warm outside

I wish to be Youtube famous
 
  • #2,482
Granted but you have to legally change your name to ProJared.

I wish I could determine RNG in every timeline of human history at any given point.
 
  • #2,483
Granted but you have to legally change your name to ProJared.

I wish I could determine RNG in every timeline of human history at any given point.
Granted. But you forget how to count.



I wish for a genie
 
  • #2,484
Granted, but your next 3 wishes will be heavlily corrupted by the genie

I wish for something to do
 
  • #2,485
Granted, but your next 3 wishes will be heavlily corrupted by the genie

I wish for something to do
Granted. But you dont know how to do it.

I wish for chips
 
  • #2,486
Granted. But you dont know how to do it.

I wish for chips
Granted. You get 2 electronic chips that are so technologically advanced, no one knows how to use them.

I wish for a working n64 and a working OOT cartridge
 
  • #2,487
Granted. You get 2 electronic chips that are so technologically advanced, no one knows how to use them.

I wish for a working n64 and a working OOT cartridge
Granted. But you cant ever touch another console or game for the rest of your life.



I wish for barbecue chips.
 
  • #2,488
Granted. But you cant ever touch another console or game for the rest of your life.



I wish for barbecue chips.
Granted, but the chips were with a very runny liquid barbecue sauce.

I wish for new super mario bros 2
 
  • #2,489
Granted. You get it but cant play the game.


I wish for non liquid barbecue chips
 
  • #2,490
granted but they are burnt up

I wish I could play online without a subscripton
 
  • #2,491
granted but they are burnt up

I wish I could play online without a subscripton
Granted. Everyone dies and u have no one to play online with
 
  • #2,492
I wish for a cookie
 
  • #2,493
Granted. Everyone dies and u have no one to play online with
That is not a wish the Wish Corrupter Machine can understand. Please consider trying again.
I wish for a cookie
Granted. You are now addicted to Cookie Clicker.

I wish for a real life cookie, that has nothing to do with Cookie Clicker.
 
  • #2,494
Granted, but the cookie isnt properly made

I wish for the biggest, properly made cookie that nothing else could trump
 
  • #2,495
Granted, but the cookie isnt properly made

I wish for the biggest, properly made cookie that nothing else could trump
Granted. The wish machine misunderstands your wish and you instead turn donald trump into a cookie.

I wish for justin beiber to disappear from earth
 
  • #2,496
Granted. The wish machine misunderstands your wish and you instead turn donald trump into a cookie.

I wish for justin beiber to disappear from earth
Wish granted, but now there's someone more worse than justin bieber.
I wish for a perfect sentence.
 
  • #2,497
Granted you are sentenced to death by lethal injection.

I wish for a pet jellyfish.
 
  • #2,498
Granted you are sentenced to death by lethal injection.

I wish for a pet jellyfish.
Granted. No corruption here. Just you and your jelly fish. ;)

I wish for bread.
 
  • #2,499
Granted, but you choke on it

I wish for light blue hair
 
  • #2,500
Granted, but you choke on it

I wish for light blue hair
Granted, but it destroyed your hair and now you're bald.

I wish for the new paper mario game
 
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