Corrupt A wish!

[TerraKnight]

granted, but your wish got altered, not corrupted.
i wish for evelyn's name to be evilyn

 

[423]

Granted, but now she is a tiny strawberry.
I wish for a Shield Knight amiibo.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted, but it got sick of life and committed suicide.

I wish Whales could fly \: D/

 

[423]

Granted, but someone messed up time and space, resulting in harsh climate changes. Now the whales lie dead on beach shores.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted, but it changed into everything.

I wish I had a pet strawberry.

 

[423]

Granted, it is in the form of a milk container.
I wish to be undetectable to the IRS

 

[18]

Granted, but only because you yourself will become a taxman whom everyone mocks.

I wish to be the best stand-up comedian in the world.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted, but you accidentally sat-down. geddit?

I wish Spinnerweb's "w" was capital. =P

 

[18]

I geddit \: D/ You're a funny one you. Although that corrupted my wish in its entirety D:

Granted, but so is the L in Evelyn and you're forced to write it that way for the rest of your life and everyone thinks your full name is Eve Lyn. *chuckles to self*

I wish I had an Emolga plushie so my Pikachu toy had a friend.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted but the Emolga plushie murdered your Pikachu, grew bigger than Godzilla and destroyed the universe. /D:\

I wish I could throw darts at running people. >:]

 

[18]

Granted but the Emolga plushie murdered your Pikachu, grew bigger than Godzilla and destroyed the universe. /D:\

Corrupted? Apart from killing my cute Pikachu, you actually made my wish better \: D/

I wish I could throw darts at running people. >:]

Granted but they'll sue you for 75 trillion dollars.

I wish for 75 trillion dollars.

 

[Evelyn]

Granted but somebody stole the money, hid it somewhere and accused you for stealing his money.

I wish I had 75 trillion PC.

 

[jamesnail12]

Granted but somebody stole the money, hid it somewhere and accused you for stealing his money.

I wish I had 75 trillion PC.

Granted, but this PC was unable to be spent on anything, and couldn't be used to purchase stuff from the Emporium.
I wish that Pokemon was on the Wii U (as in Generation 6, like X/Y, OR/AS)

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but i broke your wii u, srry

i wish that i was an admin

 

[Evelyn]

Granted, but Marcy used his magical fabulous cat powers and turned you back into a normal member.

I wish everyone was banned. \ >: D/

 

[2071]

But then the entire internet was destroyed ( )
I wish for apples :3

 

[Evelyn]

Granted but Marc ratted your apples. D:

I wish for cookies. :]

 

[2071]

(I know you looked at my sig x3)
But they turned into vookies and attacked you
I wish to never grow up xD

 

[YoshiPlays]

(oooh fun! )
Granted but you start aging backwards into nonexistence
I wish for no scam surveys in the world (fileice, highfiles,etc.)

 

[Eric Cartman]

Wish granted but she is now a demonic slave to the devils worship which means she has to kill 1,000 children to get out of Satins curse.
I wish to be a boy.
I'm frightened