Corrupt A wish!

[2071]

I do not know how to respond to that xD
I wish for vookies :3

 

[Eric Cartman]

Your wish has been granted but as days go by your organs start to die and stop working and you start to act crazy and have suicidal thoughts and the only way to stop it its to kill your best friend and 5 other people using a ruler ,chair ,rock, DS in 1 week. You only kill or die slowly...It's your choice.
I wish to be a boy.
I'm frightened

 

[Starmanfan]

granted, but now you have to go through all the pains of being a sweaty awkward teenage boy and you WISH you never wished for this.

I wish I could comprehend that I'm getting too old for halloween

 

[Evelyn]

Granted but the boogie monster came and ate you.

I wish @CdbSofa 's ffxiv character died. =P

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Ur ffxiv character died
I want $100

Spoiler: Stuff

I said want not wish so u cant corrupt it

 

[Ilosteyes]

your wish is granted but the police is chasing you down for robbery
and I wish for my 2ds to be fixed

 

[Starmanfan]

Ur ffxiv character died
I want $100

Spoiler: Stuff

I said want not wish so u cant corrupt it

if you don't wish for something then you don't get anything granted to you. that's the way starman's wishes work

 

[2071]

I wish for a wish that should be wished wishingly as a wish

 

[Ilosteyes]

I wish for a wish that should be wished wishingly as a wish

whatever you wish for will backfire on you and deal harmful damage to your games.
I wish that wishes will never be bad

 

[Starmanfan]

whatever you wish for will backfire on you and deal harmful damage to your games.
I wish that wishes will never be bad

granted, but now wishes are nonexistant and everyone hates you for it

I wish for a fish served on a dish and it's delish

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

I ate it
I wish for my avatar to not have spider webs on it

 

[Evelyn]

Granted but the spiders came and ate you.

I wish everyday was Halloween \: D/

 

[Starmanfan]

I ate it
I wish for my avatar to not have spider webs on it

"I ate your avatar"
Ninja'd

Granted but now, halloween gives out no more candy and it's all about calculus.

I wish for another delish fish dish served by a lady named trish

 

[Eric Cartman]

Wish granted but the fish turns out to be poisoned.
I wish to have ears, tail, nose ,and whiskers like a cat.

 

[Starmanfan]

granted but you are a cat, and sadly, you're the last of your kind as all cats have been eaten by humans after the apocalypse and we're having you for dinner. Not as a guest.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you will have to give up having legs and you will have to fly using your arms like tails, twisting and breaking your arms to infinity.
I wish to get a new Nintendo 3DS.

 

[Starmanfan]

granted but it's bricked thanks to some programming faliures, and YOU DON'T GET A REFUND.

I wish for beautiful long locks of golden hair.

 

[Mistral]

Granted, but they turn grey pretty quickly and you have to spend money on hair color to make them golden again.

I wish for more time to do things.

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

School started doing longer days

I wish to be an inkling

 

[2071]

Granted but you have no ink, forever
I wish to have Triforce Heroes