Corrupt A wish!

[J9794]

Granted but it's a terrible one

I wish wishes weren't so easy to corrupt

Your wish has been granted:

Granted but there are also more weekdays

I wish that my wish is uncorruptable.

Granted and you win one interwebz for breaking the game (unless someone smarter than me can turn this around)... but the rules of the game were changed to avoid future paradoxes: no wish can affect itself.

I wish no one else commented on this thread anymore.

 

[2179]

Granted but i dont care
I wish time machine were real

 

[Zukrad]

Granted but i dont care
I wish time machine were real

Granted, but it can only go back and forth 5 secs

I wish I could control time and space

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but Dialga ans Palkia kill you because that's their job

I wish that all of my future wishes are uncorruptable (oh dang i broke the game again.)

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but Dialga ans Palkia kill you because that's their job

I wish that all of my future wishes are uncorruptable (oh dang i broke the game again.)

Granted, now all your future wishes suck so we have to make them 'better' while granting them.
I wish I had a unicorn.

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but it runs away

i wish for dirt or mud

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but it runs away

i wish for dirt or mud

Nuuuuu My unicorn!!

Granted, you now have mud on your face and any food you touch!

I wish using smiley would make peoples faces look like smileys.

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but you can never smile again

I wish i had a pet shark (I'm just asking for it now)

 

[2179]

Granted, as a bonus, you also got an untamed Megalodon.

I wish for a pet cat

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted, as a bonus, you also get an untamed sabertooth tiger.

I wish i had a water bottle.

 

[2179]

Granted but it poisoned.

I wish for a new sd card for my 3ds

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted but it poisoned.

I wish for a new sd card for my 3ds

Granted, but the SD card keeps falling out of your 3DS

I wish for a New Nintendo 3DS

 

[Zukrad]

Granted, but the SD card keeps falling out of your 3DS

I wish for a New Nintendo 3DS

Granted, but it is alive and eats you and your whole family

I wish @kog'maw can't comment again, so he stops breaking the game

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted he will be unable to comment when he gets bored of this game.

I wish that this game gets broken.

 

[Zukrad]

Granted he will be unable to comment when he gets bored of this game.

I wish that this game gets broken.

Granted, but it fixes itself because... reasons...

I wish I could be inmortal

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but you are shot with a bullrt that takes away immortality

I wish i could resurect my pet cat

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but if you do it will haunt you forever because now it doesn't belong in the realm of the living or the dead and is eternally unhappy.

I wish I was better at maths than all supercomputers in the world combined

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but youu can't comprehend anything but math.

I wish i had a pet black hole.

 

[2179]

Granted but it still suck you in.

I wish to know the secret of the space and beyond

 

[2179]

Granted but it still suck you in.

I wish to know the secret of the space and beyond