Corrupt A wish!

[J9794]

From nothing to wells, I'm not even mad.

Granted, but your taste buds don't work anymore.

 

[PersonSP]

From nothing to wells, I'm not even mad.

Granted, but your taste buds don't work anymore.

you should make a wish

 

[J9794]

you should make a wish

Oops... I wish I found a great job in the next days

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but the next fews days are always a bit ahead of you so it never really happens

I wish everyone understood everyone. Instantly.

 

[J9794]

You mean like at this right moment everybody knew what was in the mind of everybody else?

If that's the case, granted, but that causes everybody's minds to fuse into one hive mind that consumes them all and everybody loses their individuality.

Or, you meant that everybody is able to communicate perfectly with everybody?

If that's it, granted, but everybody turns into compulsive liars.

I wish I Age of Empires 2 was ported to the 3DS.

 

[PersonSP]

I meant the second. Well, still better than nothing.

Anyway, granted but everything except from the titlescreen is a DLC and they're all VERY expensive.

I wish I was a dragon

 

[J9794]

Granted, you are a komodo dragon.

I wish the ending of how I met your mother didn't suck.

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted, but when you tried to watch it, your TV blew up

I wish I had superpowers

 

[2179]

Granted. Now you can levitate 1 millimeters above ground.

I wish for all the DLC of every games to be free

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Now games are free-to-start (must pay after so long)
I wish for a profile photo as cool as @Miles "Tails" Prower™

 

[J9794]

Granted, but when you tried to watch it, your TV blew up

I wish I had superpowers

jokes on you, I watched it on a PC.

Now games are free-to-start (must pay after so long)
I wish for a profile photo as cool as @Miles "Tails" Prower™

Cool is a bit subjective. However, here it's a profile photo exactly as cool as the one of that user:

, but if you use it people won't like you because you'll have copied his.

 

[PersonSP]

You should make a wish

 

[J9794]

I wish I didn't forget to end my comments on this thread with a wish >_>

 

[2179]

Granted but you forget everything else

I wish i can teleport

 

[J9794]

Granted, but each time you teleport there's a 1/100 chance you get teleported to a certain death instead the place you wanted to go.

I wish I could control time.

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted, but each time you teleport there's a 1/100 chance you get teleported to a certain death instead the place you wanted to go.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you accidently make it far back in past and you get attacked by a dinosaur

I wish I could fly!

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but you can only fly for 1 second per day

I wish i could be the first man on Pluto

 

[2179]

Granted but you died a second after

I wish I can color my drawing well

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted but you died a second after

I wish I can color my drawing well

Granted, but then you lose the ability to draw.

I wish SSB4 Had more DLC.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but they are way overpowered and cost more than you'll ever be able to afford

I wish for a monocle