Corrupt A wish!

[oshul]

not granted for trying to brake the rules

i want oshul to rule ALL

 

[2179]

Granted, he rule the letter A and L

I wish i have pyrokinesis

 

[oshul]

granted but...

he's in love with you <3



i wish people who are white black gay or straight are accepted

 

[CheeseFlavouredCake]

Granted, but people with dark tans are not accepted.
I wish Trump made sense.

 

[2179]

Not granted cuz he will never made sense.

I wish i have teleportation ability

 

[randysilverwolf]

Granted but note the inability for quantum mechanics to be scaled up to the classical level :v

I wish for an omniscient platypus

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but it doesn't do or say anything about anything.
I wish I had the ability to help anyone, including myself, feel better with just one word.

 

[Mistral]

Granted, but the help you provide is only temporary and the word loses its power after a while.

I wish I had a better computer. xD

 

[24460]

Granted, but it's infested with malware
I wish my school had a parkour team

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but they're all expelled for something.
I wish I could change my age any time I want.

 

[Natsu Swagneel]

Granted, but you will still always be wrinkly.
I wish I could grant wishes for myself.

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but you can only grant three wishes, and they all have to be useless.
I wish I had a portable to the anime world that I can go back and forth into whenever I want.

 

[Natsu Swagneel]

Granted, but all of your favorite characters will hate you.
I wish I could travel throughout any time period I want.

 

[24460]

Granted, but you can't travel through space as well s time
I wish Pokemon Go was available for Windows without crippling it's capabilities

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but you have no Pokéballs, and you need to buy one for $100.
I wish I had Kirby powers.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but you were born very ugly and scary. Something like this:

I wish I could triangulate the perpendicular apparatus.

 

[24460]

Granted bit you become blind
I wish my computer was better

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but it gets eaten.
I wish Nikola Tesla was able to build all his invented concepts in all its completeness and got the love and credit he deserved for it without anyone stealing his ideas.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but a robot steals some of Teslas ideas.

I wish for a pet rhino.

 

[28142]

Granted but the rhino can never be tamed at all by any means.

I wish for infinate fantasticly good luck in everything I do no matter what it is.