Corrupt A wish!

[Link-182]

Granted, even though minutes, seconds, and hours are longer, the orbit is still normal, making days normal time speed and everything else is normal speed.
I wish for a Tesla car that has all its car parts and fully works for a long time.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but it cost you $150,000 and you're stuck in massive debt for many years.

I wish I was a more eloquent speaker.

 

[Shin]

Granted but you can only say cheesy one liners
I wish to be alone finally

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but your stuck in a dark void. forever.

i wish for something.

 

[Shin]

Granted but that something weighed 17 tons and landed on top of you.
I wish for MCR to get back together

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but they forgot how to play all of their old songs.

I wish for a pet shark that won't eat me.

 

[Anime-Tem]

Granted but it eats all of your friends.

I wish for a speck of dust.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but the wind blows it away.

I wish to be the best there ever was.

 

[TerraKnight]

granted, but you get sued by nintendo for stealing there lyrics
i wish that i could get anything irl

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but you soon get depressed because no earthly possession can please you.

I wish for a tree.

 

[Shin]

Granted but it burns you
I wish to get a degree.

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but that degree is just a unit of temperature that multiplies itself until it reaches 100 degrees Celsius and burns you.
I wish I could change my age anytime I want to.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but every time you change your age none of your friends and family know who you are.

I wish for an octopus.

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but it eats you.
I wish all hate, greed, and any negativity was removed from the world, giving people no incentive to commit any crime at all.

 

[Shin]

Granted but nothin exciting ever happens and no new advances in technology are made.
I wish for the smiling poop emoji to be erased forever

 

[TerraKnight]

Granted but nothin exciting ever happens and no new advances in technology are made.
I wish for the smiling poop emoji to be erased forever

granted but now all poop smiles irl. (im so sorry)
i wish for a save asriel dlc

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy it.

I wish people wouldn't be so impatient.

 

[Natsu Swagneel]

Granted, but as a result, humanity sucks even more for some reason.

I wish that I have the ability to change any type of clothing I have on, whenever I want, kind of like Hatsune Miku.

 

[Cevil]

Granted, but no one like what you wear since you have no fashion-sense.

I wish people would care more about their health.

 

[Natsu Swagneel]

;~;
Granted, but the pharmacies raise their prices by 25% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish that people would either disappear or stop talking whenever I want them to at any given time