wow, you mean, all my french speaking friends have a bad british accent? HOW EPIC!!! I LIKE IT!
Granted, but you forgot a LOT of your vocabulary, so you're saying and writing all the time "the... y'know, thingie" for the things you don't remember the names. And yes, you don't even remember the word "socks"
I wish I had an expanded suitcase like Newt Scamander has in Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them (or, if you prefer, a Haven Bag like in Wakfu) in which I don't have monsters or such things. I just have the perfect housing to live in, with wifi and electricity (magically given so I never have to pay them). And if you want I'll invite you to stay one week or two ;-)