Disgaea X2: Darkness Afterlude

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"Raspberyl! You know what to do!" Fuka said. Raspberyl positioned a sniper rifle right in the open, and right when Sky was about to open fire again, Raspberyl shot him right in the nether regions with a "special" type of snowball."

"Ahahahahah!!! Right in the chesnuts!" Etna said. Sky could only roll over in pain. "I knew those frozen snowballs would work!" Hanako said, as she was using Almaz as a human shield.
 
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Sky stood up through the pain and looked confused. "Who are you people and why are you shooting at me?"
 
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"A sniper?! Ahh, screw it. Bombs away!" Eric yelled, throwing the snowball at the fort.

The snowball bounced to the front of the girl's fort.

"Beautiful," Eric said as he dropped to the ground. "Let's blow some s*** up!"
 
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"Ow." Etna said. The girls were about to make another move, but Luke and Axel shot a giant rocket at the girls fort. "Take cover!" Flonne said, and the girls ducked for cover, watching as their fort exploded into a thousand pieces.
 
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"So we win right?" Sky asked after the girl's fort finished exploding.
 
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"Yeah, you win..." Etna said. The biys cheered while carrying Sky off the field.

Event 5: Cooking!

Axel had set up 3 tables on both sides of the front yard of the house. He set up enough ingredients for both teams to make an awesome meal. "Okay, the team who makes the better meal wins! The only rule is, Axel can't cook for the boys team, since he cooks for us all the time." Raspberyl said, which put the boys in a bad mood. "Maybe you should cook, Luke. You are Axel's son, maybe you inherited it." Taro said.
 
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"Yeah Luke you got this in the bag!" Sky said as he threw a bunch of meat at Luke. "I guess i'll be a judge." Sky said when he calmed down.
 
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"Flonne, you make some of the best desserts out there! You got this!" Etna said. "Almaz, you be the judge. Let's hope you don't almost die again." Etna said, and she sat him down in a chair. "Oh man...please be gentle this time..." Almaz said.

3...2...1......GO!!!

Luke and Flonne got right to work, both of them moving at lightning fast speeds.
 
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Sky looked at Almaz. "hey while we wait do you want to chill in the hot tub?"
 
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"We might as well, i have a less chance of getting killed there." Almaz said.
 
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When Sky and Almaz jumped in the hot tub the girls that weren't cooking began to glare at them. "Uh...Almaz I don't think this was a good idea."
 
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"Huh. Another boys v girls ting, huh? I guess it doesn't matter that I went on hiatus, then. After all, I'm male, female, transgender, whatever the lack of gender is called...I'm like everything, so I can't really do stuff..."
 
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'... How the... F*ck do you... Respond to such... Idiocy'
 
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"Can you guys shut up so i can focus on cooking?" Luke said.
 
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Sky walked over to Luke. "Are you done yet? This is taking forever..."
 
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'Be patient... Dumba... Ss'
 
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"Hey! Proper cooking takes time, now go sit down somewhere!" Flonne said, yelling at the rest of the boys.
 
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"But this is boring." Sky said as he teleported to the hot tub.
 
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'I will... Stab... You... Idiot...'
 
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" Are you really picking a fight with me? I don't even have a shirt on! But i must acept in the name of being better than you." Sky climbed out of the hot tub.
 
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