"...Ah, for Christ's sake." Ayros mumbled, landing face-first in the new world.
"Oh great. Look Etna, dad's here now too," Cognazzo said.
"Wait...what?"
"You're my dad."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Who's your mom?"
"Etna."
"No..." Ayros said, stumbling back. "No...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE," he yelled, backing up and stumbling into the portal.