Captain Falcon stars in his own commercial.
"Hi, I'm Captain Falcon. When I'm hungry at about... 12 noonish? I just take out my handy dandy Falcon... LAWNCH!!! It comes with the Falcon Punch, the drink that solves all problems! Now with F-Zero calories and a Falcon Kick of flavor! The Falcon Lunch also comes with the Falcon Knuckle Sandwich, with a Raptor Boost of protein! Falcon Dive into your healthy lunch!"
Afterwards, Captain Falcon hosts a party with all of the Nintendo characters, even some third party characters came but were instantly kicked out because it was a Nintendo characters only party. (Kind of like the Super Smash Bros DLC Ballot
) During the party, Mario and Link have a conversation.
Mario: "This is some really good punch!"
Link: "Yeah, it's Falcon's Punc--!"
Mario: "SHHH!!! NEVER put those two words together around Captain Falcon!!!"
Link: "What words?"
Mario: "The words FALCON PUNCH! Oh geez... here he comes!"
Captain Falcon: "Somebody call me!? Falcon..."
Mario: "Nononononono--"
Captain Falcon: "PAWNCH!!!!"
Mario: "AAAAAAHHHHHOOOO!!!!"
GAME!
My second entry (much shorter, shoutouts to my friends at school who helped make this up):
Ever heard of the movie constipation? It hasn't come out yet. But when it finally does come out, it'll be so satisfying. It's also Rated R for partial nudity.
I don't know though.
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