Closed Cheesiest Joke Contest -Winners Announced-

[CyanJolteon17]

Thanks!

 

[tvdawggrl]

Im not very good at this but...
(First entry) what does a toad like to sit on... A toad stool (that was pretty bad but whatevs)
(second entry) How did the Italian die... He pasta way

well i know those were chessy, but i feel grate
I really hope no one on here is an impasta
Well I have to go know I dont wanna be plate
But man did I read some real punny jokes
*drops mic*

 

[Sir.Villager]

Ok I got 2
1: what do you use to pick up something?

Spoiler: OMG it's funny!!

your hand -_- Duh!!!!!

2:what would a Mother fan say when He/She gets in a fight?

Spoiler: REALLY FUNNY

FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!!!!!!

 

[JayRawrTiz]

Ok I got a few
1: what do you use to pick up something?

Spoiler: OMG it's funny!!

your hand -_- Duh!!!!!

2:what does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

Spoiler: OK this one is not literal

I'm Zaptos intolerant!!!!!!

3:which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Spoiler: OK not really funny

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr-ceus

4:last one or is it. what is the next Animal Crossing game ganna be called?

Spoiler: Funny

I don't know I was asking you

5:really this is the last one. what would a Mother fan say when He/She gets in a fight?

Spoiler: REALLY FUNNY

FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!!!!!!

Please read the rules ;-;

 

[Sir.Villager]

Please read the rules ;-;

So I have to choose 2 of them

 

[JayRawrTiz]

So I have to choose 2 of them

Yup! C: and it has to be original

 

[Sir.Villager]

Yup! C: and it has to be original

Changed it!!!!

 

[chargamer12]

Hey there everybody! Yes, you read it right. This is The Cheesiest Joke Contest .
-And the Crowd goes wild-

Since I've gotten a ton of pc and I don't have use for it but to give it away, I'm holding this contest. Now the rules are:

Ze Rules
~It has to be Original. That means no copying and pasting or Plagiarism and stuff like that.
~The max entries is: 2. When you post, please don't double post. I don't want to go on a wild joke chase to search for your other entry ;~;
(So edit your post if you have your 2nd entry).
~ Entry Fee:

Spoiler: Entry Fee

No Entry Fee Just make me laugh, smile, and giggle. ^~^

~No putting others down.

Failure to follows the rules may lead to disqualification.

Now for the prizes ^~^
Edit: I split up the prizes because there were a BUNCH of good jokes. ;-; Please don't be mad..

Spoiler: Prizes ♡

1st place : 40pc
2nd place: 30pc
3rd place: 20pc
4th place: 10pc
5th place: 5pc

I also edited the ending date. ;-; (Since people have stopped commenting) Please don't be mad ;-;

Hope you guys have fun doing this I'll be picking the winners in a week or so. So you have till June 25th to finalize/enter your entries.

What type of joke is the cheesiest a nacho cheese joke

i would like my joke with some mozirella ,jack peper, and of corse extra CHEESY

 

[JayRawrTiz]

i would like my joke with some mozirella ,jack peper, and of corse extra CHEESY

Please read the rules e.e

 

[Cadenrules00]

Why did the space rock taste better than the early rock?
It was a little meteor
What did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field

 

[EntityHoundoor]

Ok, I have another one:

Do you know that Mexicans never turn in their papers? That makes sense because they would NEVER turn in their assay!

 

[Artisan]

What do an apple and an apple tree have in common?
They both don't drive tractors!

Nice anti joke!

 

[Killer B]

Get ready for crap ;3

My mom is so weird. She always says weird stuff. Like yesterday (I say yesterday, when I was a kid) she asked me to be nice to a small child, then I slipped my mouth and said something a little rude. My mom snapped back and said "Don't be rude, I mean it!". Did she not mean it the first time...? Is it truly true and meaningful this time she said it? I guess she meant it...............

Sometimes my mom is crazy, xD. I mean, some times I get in a argument, and she says the stupidest stuff, xD. "Mom, I didn't do it!" And she'll reply "Don't you mom me boy! Go to your room!". And I'm sitten' in my room and my sister comes up and ask "What you do?". "I-I-I don't know... I mom'ed mom, I don't know!".




There's my horrible entry.

 

[Bandana Boy]

Now for the prizes ^~^
Edit: I split up the prizes because there were a BUNCH of good jokes. ;-; Please don't be mad..

Spoiler: Prizes ♡

1st place : 40pc
2nd place: 30pc
3rd place: 20pc
4th place: 10pc
5th place: 5pc

I don't need a reward. I just wanted to make you smile

 

[JayRawrTiz]

I don't need a reward. I just wanted to make you smile

Awwww :3 Thank you ^~^ Sho shweet cx

 

[PsycheTrance]

Q: Why did the egg crack?

Spoiler: A:

Someone told a funny joke

A: Why was the cup of tea so butthurt?

Spoiler: A

Because everyone Tea-sed him

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[Brook]

What kind of music do cows listen too?








Cows dont listen to music, idiot btw are innappropriate jokes appropriate? some jokes i have sound like im targeting people but frankly i dont care if people make funny asian jokes( i am asian) because they're funny.

 

[TribstyAnn]

A father when his son turned 1 gave him for his birthday 1 blue marble. When he turned 2 he gave him 2 blue marbles. This kept going on until on his fourth birthday he asked his dad. "Why do you give me all these blue marbles?" and the father replied "Son, Someday you will understand." This kept going on until on his 24th birthday the son asked his father again. The father replied, "Son, Someday you will understand." This kept going and going on through the years with the son more and more confused and with a growing exponentially pile of blue marbles until one day on his 58th birthday he was at his father's bed as he was slowly dying. He asked his father why he had given him all those blue marbles all his life. The father replied. "Son I think its time you finally understand. I gave you all those blue marbles to signify my love for you and I hope you would use them as a clue to find the greatest treasure of my life. Since you have not figured it out I will tell you that my greatest treasure is found in...." And then he died. The End. "Half credit to my cousin who helped me with this one a long time ago."

 

[Killer B]

A father when his son turned 1 gave him for his birthday 1 blue marble. When he turned 2 he gave him 2 blue marbles. This kept going on until on his fourth birthday he asked his dad. "Why do you give me all these blue marbles?" and the father replied "Son, Someday you will understand." This kept going on until on his 24th birthday the son asked his father again. The father replied, "Son, Someday you will understand." This kept going and going on through the years with the son more and more confused and with a growing exponentially pile of blue marbles until one day on his 58th birthday he was at his father's bed as he was slowly dying. He asked his father why he had given him all those blue marbles all his life. The father replied. "Son I think its time you finally understand. I gave you all those blue marbles to signify my love for you and I hope you would use them as a clue to find the greatest treasure of my life. Since you have not figured it out I will tell you that my greatest treasure is found in...." And then he died. The End. "Half credit to my cousin who helped me with this one a long time ago."

Is that a joke...? It was sad

 

[monty102]

where do sheep get their haircut...
the baaabaa shop.