Corrupt A wish!

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  • #741
Granted, I get 1 quarter of the cake and you feel bad for it, and it stresses you your whole life.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my basement. Or too hot.
 
  • #742
Granted but then you didn't have a basement :p

I wish for some pie that can't magically be gone :p
 
  • #743
granted, but it can blow up.

I wish that my dads channel was popular and haters/idiots got permabanned and got unbanned when they liked it/got smart again and youtube/the internet exist forever and everyone had time to watch the videos and dad uses youtube/lives forever and doesnt have a coma/turn into chocolate/shrink EVER and time never slows down and youtube lets everyone upload vids/has the glitches fixed FOREVER and the wish granting councel accepts the wish and THE WISH GETS GRANTED and the time never goes in reverse, no matter what u say and i dont combust and/or self destruct and the wish doesnt get granted by any random people and my device doesnt glitch (i use an ipad) and my family doesnt get sucked into a wormhole and adding stuff helps no matter wut and no one stops me and everyone that is annoyed by me doing the same post dies
 
  • #744
Granted but you annoyed yourself so you die. (Also that's not really appropriate.)

I wish *some people* would disintegrate this very second
 
  • #745
Granted, but you might be one of those people :p

I wish i had a loyal and cute pet pikachu to hug that would never hate me and always be by my side when i wanted or needed , would protect me and help me too OwO
 
  • #746
Granted, but it blows up :(

I wish my mom didn't have to work so much....
 
  • #747
Wish delightfuly ganted, but your mother has become very ill.

I wish that my efforts were appreciated every once in a while. >.>
 
  • #748
Granted, but senpai will never notice you
I wish my pikachu would come back to life, good as new as if it had never blown up and would become indestructible from then on :33
 
  • #749
Granted, but senpai will never notice you
Lol fine by me! :p

Granted, but you will no longer be able to carry your Pikachu around, even in a pokeball.

I wish things that happened didn't happen for a reason.
 
  • #750
Granted, but now all reasons are invalid (e.g. reasons to do homework are invalid, but reasons not to are invalid also!)

i wish i could carry my pikachu around on my head in my pikachu hood >w< would be so kawaii maaan
 
  • #751
Granted, but Jessie comes, steals it and vanishes.

I wish my computer wouldn't overheat and couldn't be corrupted, blow up, or stolen.
 
  • #752
Granted, but your computer learns about freedom and floats away.

I wish Splatoon would release one month early. :p
 
  • #753
Granted, but you can never see a romantic sunrise ever again

I wish for a Brick XD
 
  • #754
Granted but it comes smashing through your window :eek:

I wish I was 3 years old again
 
  • #755
Granted, but you can never age older again,4
i Wish jessie would give me my pikachu back ;^:
 
  • #756
Granted but now your pikachu has grown attached to Jessie and it's crying all the time

I wish for a cookie :3
 
  • #757
Granted, but there is no chocolate in that cookie :(

i wish my pikachu would eventually see the truth and realise that i'm his soul trainer O3O XD,/ grow dettached to Jessie
 
  • #758
Granted but Jessie is heartbroken and somehow she go your phone number and she won't stop calling you 24/7

I wish I could draw exactly whatever I imagine
 
  • #759
Granted, but your artwork will never be appreciated by others :(

i wish i could block her from contacting me or pikachu via any form of communication
 
  • #760
Granted but you read in the newspaper that she jumped from a building

I wish I knew an original wish
 
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