Corrupt A wish!

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted but you never get married because no one wants to date someone who is fluent in Klingon or however you Star Trek fans say it
I wish to be the first person to reach level 100 on this site!

 

[2179]

Granted but other will automatically reach level 1000 tge moment you turn 100, and breaking tge site in the process

I wish for a perfect eyesight

 

[Gary Johnson]

Granted but other will automatically reach level 1000 tge moment you turn 100, and breaking tge site in the process

I wish for a perfect eyesight

Granted but you'll be deaf
I wish someone would give me a play coin when I say wish
Wish

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, it's an imaginary playcoin.

I wish photocameras could capture colours as well as our eyes can

 

[2179]

Granted but its cost a hundred millions buck

I wish that playcoins would appear outta thin air

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted by they appear exactly 3 miles up and attempt to kill us by landing on our heads
I wish for another smachich

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but since I have no idea what you mean, you now have two boots that smell like French cheese.

I wish the moon was a deep dark purple

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, everything else is also purple
i wish for my sandwitch

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, you get an evil sandwitch (you should have asked for a sandwich dummy)

I wish for a giant squid

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, you get an evil sandwitch (you should have asked for a sandwich dummy)

I wish for a giant squid

about time i got a sand witch
Granted, it eats you
I wish for a glass of OJ

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but orangejuice is poisonous due to pollution in the sky
I wish we didn't have to wait 3 weeks for every splatfest

 

[2179]

Granted now you doesn't have to wait cuz the fest is no more

I wish to have goodluck

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, goodluck with surviving the bear in your closet.

I wish I had laser eyes (Superman style)

 

[2179]

Granted and it also burn ur eyes

I wish I can do animation.

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

granted, you are the main animatator for mars of destruction
I wish for food

 

[2179]

Granted, its rotten

I wish Mars of Destruction is good

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, you are fired from your animation job
i wish for non poisonous, non rotton, really good food

 

[2179]

Granted, but its inedible for all Earthling

I wish I can withstand all poison

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, you are shot to death
I wish for this to be the last post

 

[2179]

Granted, but i dont care

I wish for a super powah