Corrupt A wish!

[PersonSP]

Gruntad yur supah powah is raedin' evirting liek dis foor ze reest of yuor liv.

I wish everyone would get 30 extra points to their IQ.

 

[2179]

Granted but the base IQ stat has reduced to 0, except me.

I wish everyone include the wish corrup-ter will be happy

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, but then Justin Bieber makes a new song and we lose our happiness.
I wish for auto correct to be disabled on my kindle

 

[2179]

Granted, now it enabled everywhere else
I wish I have a perfect memory

 

[PersonSP]

Granted. You know those super awkward moments? Of course you remember them! Think about them all the time! And all those annoying songs? Stuck in your head forever! That one thing you wish to forget? Not going to happen!

I wish I could remember everything I want to remember.

 

[2179]

Granted but you also forget everything else
I wish im never aged

 

[Bobcam7!]

Granted, but you have to watch all your friends and family die a slow and extremely painful death. :]

I wish I worked at Nintendo.

 

[2179]

Granted, as a paper shredder

I wish I can pronounce all the English alphabets right

 

[18]

Granted, but you end up in a country where no one speaks English. Everyone speaks Gobbledegook instead.

I wish I had lots and lots of money.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, it's monopoly money and now your friends hate you

kI wish i could draw exactly what's on my mind

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

granted, but only with your blood
I wish for a car propelled by my satisfaction

 

[24460]

Granted, but you're never satisfied
I wish for a kick@$$ Birthday Party

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted the police have to shut it down due to disturbing the peace
I wish for satisfaction to propel my car

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted the police have to shut it down due to disturbing the peace
I wish for satisfaction to propel my car

Granted, but then you aren't satisfied, and your car breaks down and explodes.

I wish I could get inspired easier.

 

[24460]

Granted, but you are never satisfied with your work
I wish for friends who aren't from here...
I love you guys

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, but then you realize they are from here
I wish for toast

 

[24460]

Granted, but it's burned
I wish for happiness

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, but your toast is burnt.

I wish I had a New Nintendo 3DS XL with an SD Card.

Granted you try to put in the SD card but it breaks because it only accepts micro SD cards
I wish for my fun and games emblem already

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted you try to put in the SD card but it breaks because it only accepts micro SD cards
I wish for my fun and games emblem already

Granted, but the emblem kills you.

I wish that my post didn't get deleted >.<

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

Granted, it appears and getz re dlerted
I wish to be friends with everyone!