Corrupt A wish!

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  • #1,361
Granted, but anyone born after that wants you dead
I wish to not be failing math
 
  • #1,362
Granted, it appears and getz re dlerted
I wish to be friends with everyone!
Granted, but it only lasts for 2 seconds, then it's reversed.

I wish for a pie!
 
  • #1,363
Granted, but it's made of people
I wish for world peace
 
  • #1,364
Granted, but it's made of people
I wish for world peace
Granted, but then everyone, including you, dies.

I wish I would wanna continue Final Fantasy Explorers.
 
  • #1,365
Granted, you get a plate of peas from all around the globe
I wish to be as handsome as my current avatar
 
  • #1,366
Granted, but then everyone, including you, dies.

I wish I would wanna continue Final Fantasy Explorers.
Oh sorry I'm late
Granted it stinks though
I wish for a physical copy of kid Icarus uprising
 
  • #1,367
Oh sorry I'm late
Granted it stinks though
I wish for a physical copy of kid Icarus uprising
Granted, but it has Olof's Quest instead :p

I wish I could make a song in FamiTracker.
 
  • #1,368
Granted, it sounds horrible and makes babies cry

I wish all horses turned into unicorns
 
  • #1,369
Granted, but they're evil killer unicorns and they eat you.

I wish I just wished something.
 
  • #1,370
Granted, you wish for a billion dangerous spiders to invade your home and that wish was fully granted

I wish I was a piano prodigy
 
  • #1,371
Granted. Now, you can play piano for all eternity. And nothing else.

I wish I was a fish
 
  • #1,372
Granted. Now, you can play piano for all eternity. And nothing else.

I wish I was a fish
Franted, but you run out of oxygen.

I wish for casting abilities.
 
  • #1,373
Franted, but you run out of oxygen.

I wish for casting abilities.
Granted but you can never use them

I wish to live in the Hetalia world
 
  • #1,374
Granted. You live there now... For 10 seconds, then you teleport back.

I wish I had a superpower
 
  • #1,375
Granted but you accidentally kill everyone you ever loved with the super power.

I wish I could get into a career as a Youtuber.
 
  • #1,376
Granted, but it consumes your life and you become a slave to the Internet
I wish I could see inside other people's minds
 
  • #1,377
But you then saw things you really didn't want to see.

I wish I could be someone else.
 
  • #1,378
granted but you're Albert Einstein (Dead)

I wish I was Inkling irl
 
  • #1,379
Granted, You're a cancer patient
I wish I was Batman
 
  • #1,380
(at least I can show empathy :p)
granted but you're stuck in an imaginary world
I wish I can have more free time.
 
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